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Balls of Glory

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Balls of Glory
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Tap Ball
Required characters: Referee Homer, Soccer Lisa, Ned
Previous quest(s): Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4

Balls of Glory is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It unlocked Pin Pal Apu.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Referee Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I need players for Tap Ball, America's fastest-growing-sport (as measured by bench-clearing brawls).
Homer Here's the sign up sheet. See? It's already got my name, Lisa's name, and Flanders.
Ned Well that doesn't look like my hand writing, but I'm always willing to get physical with my favorite neighbour.
Apu - Sad Sports is my only escape from my crushing family life. I'm in!
Homer - Sarcastic Amen to that brother!
Homer - Happy We officially have enough players to play Tap Ball!
New Character Skin: Pin Pal Apu
Task: "Play Tap Ball".
Nelson - Angry Hey fatso! Your team needs more jocks like me. I'm going to be a superstar Tap Ball player.
Nelson How many millions of dollars do those jerks make?
Homer Zero! You play for free! Being part of Professional Tap Ball is its own reward!
Homer After all, this is a sport that's steeped in tradition, having been founded over three missions ago.
Nelson Wait a second. You got a ton of sponsorship money. Why can't you use some of that to pay your players?
Homer How about instead of money, I pay you with something much more valuable.
Homer - Happy Experience!
Nelson - Grim ...
Homer - Guilty ...er, what if, INSTEAD, I pay you in something else?
Homer - Thoughtful Something called...uh... "Amateur Bucks!" Redeemable everywhere that accepts pretend money!
Nelson - Happy Now we're talking!
Message Football Nelson is now available in the store!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Ned - Worried That was fun, but I'm more out of breath than an atheist attempting to disprove God's existence.
Homer - Serious Come on! We can play again! More games mean more money!
Soccer Lisa - Sad I'm tired, too. Just give us some time to rest.
Homer - Happy You could rest, or you could drink one of our sponsor's products in front of the camera!
Homer Put those hard earned Amateur Bucks to use!
Message Your players need to rest between games. Unlock more Tap Ball players to play games more often.
Message Obesotade is now available in the Amateur Shop. Use it to energize your players immediately!
Task: "Buy Obesotade".
Task: "Recharge Your Players and Play Tap Bal".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 5

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Task: "Win Tap Ball Games".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

Previous Quest: Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7
After tapping on Soccer Lisa's exclamation mark:
Soccer Lisa Tap Ball is fun, but how can you start a league with just one town?
Homer We'll start a rivalry with another Springfield. I still haven't forgiven those guys for raiding our castles last summer
Soccer Lisa - Annoyed To be fair, we raided them, too.
Homer - Furious Well, to be unfair... let's get 'em!
Message Tap the flag icon to randomly matchmake or open the event hub and choose the Play Tap Ball tab to choose an opponent.
Task: "Play Tap Ball in Another Springfield".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned What a fun game, neighboreeno! Even when we lose, it's a hum-dinger!
Homer You are the LAST person I'd expect to be okay with losing, Flanders!
Homer - Serious Your buddy the Lord never lost a fight in his life! That guy peeled himself off the carpet and came back swinging!
Ned - Sad I'm not sure about your Biblical reading, there. "Turn the other cheek," and all that. Plus the whole sacrificing himself thing...
Homer - Serious He was the ultimate warrior! And I will follow his example!
Task: "Rematch Another Springfield".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Task: "Win Tap Ball Games in Another Springfield" (x10).
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10