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The Full Nelson
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| The Full Nelson
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Full Nelson is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Football Nelson to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Football Nelson's exclamation mark
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Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?
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It's not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.
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Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!
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Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?
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He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no.
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Yay!
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Task: "Make Football Nelson Bully Homer". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Chuckle To Himself". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people.
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Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!
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Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better.
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IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!
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BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!
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I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.
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Task: "Make Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Go Long". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Bowl For Goal". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play.
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Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run.
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I understood precisely none of that.
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One-two-three hike!
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What am I supposed to do, again?
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I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!
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Task: "Make Bart Run Into The Fence". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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I'm just...not...getting...through to you people.
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I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.
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That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right.
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But nobody understands--
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One-two-three hike!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it.
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Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy.
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Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well.
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It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me.
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We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?
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All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't.
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I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.
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He is a strangely good motivator...
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| Task: "Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Gather 'round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.
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Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.
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No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us.
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Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court.
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Task: "Make Lisa Kick The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Bowl The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Throw The Ball". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down". The job takes place at the Stadium Entrance, Football Field, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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