| Alley's Well that Ends Well
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Alley's Well that Ends Well is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Alley McBalls to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining Alley McBalls
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Hey, look! There's a new store in town. And it sells... bowling supplies.
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Because there's a lot of bowling-supplies-only stores in the real world, right?
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Are we completely abandoning the idea that Springfield is IN ANY WAY based on real life? Is that what we're doing?
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Well, Alley McBalls' name IS a lame pun on a briefly-popular, late-1990s TV dramedy. That's pretty realistic, right?
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I give up. Just tell us what mission we're supposed to do at "Alley McBalls," and we'll do it.
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Unless, of course, we pass out from laughing at that HILARIOUS NAME.
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Well, it says we're supposed to make ten bowlers "Fight for Free Stuff." But Moe, if you don't want to--
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No, I'm sick of caring! Let's just do this!
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Then afterwards, maybe I'll head over to "Boston Eagle" to buy some eagle food to feed my pet eagle.
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That's all they sell there. It's also very realistic.
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THEN... it's over to "Touched by an Angel Food Cake." Guess what they sell?
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Moe, don't do this...
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ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Task: "Make Bowlers Fight for Free Stuff" (x10). The jobs take place at Alley McBalls and take 16 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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