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Homer: (After see Bender fall off the storm) What the hell was that?

Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.

Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.

Bender: (After get hit by Homer and thud on the ground) Bite my shiny metal ass!

Homer: A robot with a catchphrase!

Bart: Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?

Homer: Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?

Bender: Ro-Mance.

Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.

Leela: (After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector) You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!

Fry: Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.

Lisa: (to Fry on the hologram) Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.

Professor Frink: Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.

Professor Farnsworth: Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.

Bart: Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.

Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.

Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.

Professor Fransworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.

Lisa: Dad, we have beer in our time.

Homer: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.

Lou: (After he saw Bender killing a horse) Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.

Chief Wiggum: Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?

Lou: Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?

Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?

Lisa: They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.

Bart: Will you shut up?