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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! (''To Chief Wiggum'') Aren't we? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Science? What’s science ever done for us? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I can't stand those morons! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, your mother for one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk! | |
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- Lisa: You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! (To Chief Wiggum) Aren't we?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!
- Lisa: Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
- Kent Brockman: Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!
- Moe: Science? What’s science ever done for us?
- Lisa: I can't stand those morons!
- Marge: Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
- Lisa: But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels?
- Marge: Well, your mother for one.
- Lisa: You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom.
- Marge: There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you.
- Lisa: Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.
- Carl: I say it's the angel of peace, you idiot!
- Lenny: I say it's the angel of mercy, you jerk!
