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| − | '''[[Lisa]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[when [[Homer]] is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug]'' "Mom, we gotta a code 4!" |
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| − | '''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]: ''' | + | :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' How much love do you want? |
| − | + | :'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' I want all the love! | |
| − | '''[[Ralph Wiggum]]: ''' | + | ''[stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen. Squeaky-Voiced Teen moans]'' |
| − | + | :'''Ralph''': Yay! Snow day! | |
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| − | '''Ralph''': Yay! Snow day! | ||
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| − | '''[[Marge]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[sees Homer lying in bed]'' C'mon, Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever. |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! ''[starts crying]'' | |
| − | '''Homer:''' | + | :'''Marge:''' ''[to Bart]'' Say something comforting. |
| − | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[trying to think of something comforting to say]'' "Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad. | |
| − | '''Marge:''''' | + | :'''Homer:''' She said I didn't suck? |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' That bad. | |
| − | '''[[Bart]]: ''''' | + | :'''Homer:''' That bad...wow. |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[quietly]'' Yeah. | |
| − | '''Homer:''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Why you little...! ''[strangles Bart]'' |
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| − | '''Homer: ''' | ||
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| − | '''Bart:''' '' | ||
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| − | '''Homer: ''' | ||
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| − | '''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' I hear noises coming from the kitchen. |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' The kitchen? That's where the food sleeps. |
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| + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese. | ||
| + | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' People are not mice! | ||
| + | :'''Apu:''' Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight. | ||
| + | :'''Ned Flanders:''' No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Oh. ''[leaves dejected]'' | ||
| + | :'''Apu:''' That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer. | ||
| + | :'''Ned Flanders:''' Even the sing-alongs? | ||
| + | :'''Apu:''' No, the sing-alongs are fine. | ||
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- Lisa: [when Homer is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug] "Mom, we gotta a code 4!"
- Squeaky-voiced teen: How much love do you want?
- Ralph Wiggum: I want all the love!
[stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen. Squeaky-Voiced Teen moans]
- Ralph: Yay! Snow day!
- Marge: [sees Homer lying in bed] C'mon, Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever.
- Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! [starts crying]
- Marge: [to Bart] Say something comforting.
- Bart: [trying to think of something comforting to say] "Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad.
- Homer: She said I didn't suck?
- Bart: That bad.
- Homer: That bad...wow.
- Bart: [quietly] Yeah.
- Homer: Why you little...! [strangles Bart]
- Lisa: I hear noises coming from the kitchen.
- Homer: The kitchen? That's where the food sleeps.
- Apu: She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.
- Ned Flanders: People are not mice!
- Apu: Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.
- Ned Flanders: No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.
- Homer: Oh. [leaves dejected]
- Apu: That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.
- Ned Flanders: Even the sing-alongs?
- Apu: No, the sing-alongs are fine.
