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Carl: Let's make litter out of these literati!

Lenny: That's too clever, you're one of THEM!

Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.

Photographer: Light is not your friend.

Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.

Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!

Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.

Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."

(At the gross-out contest)

Lisa: This is so embarrassing!

Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?

Lisa: You.

Marge: Well, no one's forcing you to stay.

Lisa: Fine, then I'm leaving.

Marge: You're not going anywhere.

Announcer: All right judges. Who is our winner?

Rainer: (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.

Homer: Judges can't win the contests! Boo!

Lenny: You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)

Krusty: Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)

Lisa: (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!

(Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot)

Homer: (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)