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:'''[[Moe]]''': Whoops. | :'''[[Moe]]''': Whoops. | ||
:'''Homer''': And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* | :'''Homer''': And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* | ||
| − | :'''[[Sea Captain]]''': Sorry. | + | :'''[[Sea Captain]]''': Sorry. |
| − | :'''[[Skinner]]''': Uh-oh. | + | :'''[[Skinner]]''': Uh-oh. |
| − | :'''Moe''': Me again. | + | :'''Moe''': Me again. |
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry. | :'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry. | ||
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:'''Flanders:''' "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''(Everyone cheers.)'' | :'''Flanders:''' "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''(Everyone cheers.)'' | ||
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| − | + | Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money. | |
:'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?" | :'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?" | ||
:'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears." | :'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears." | ||
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- Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.
- Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults and— (*bang)
- Moe: Whoops.
- Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—*
- Sea Captain: Sorry.
- Skinner: Uh-oh.
- Moe: Me again.
- Bart: Sorry.
- Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (Everyone cheers.)
Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.
- Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
- Student: (pause) "Sears."
- Homer: "GET HIM!" (They proceed in chasing the student.)
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
- Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
- Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
