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'''"SKINNERRR?!"''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 34}} content update. It unlocks [[Chalmers]] and the [[Springfield High School]].

{{TB|Do you mean the afterlife? Yes, I’ve got it all figured out.}}

{{TB|But with two schools, we'll need a… a… superintendent.}}

{{TB|Well, Seymour, I see you’re performing your duties to your usual high standard of sickening incompetence.}}

{{TB|Thank you, sir. As you can see, we still only have a handful of students at Springfield Elementary. It’s lovely.}}

{{TB|Yes. I’d almost forgotten how peaceful it is when the entire student body gets blown to Kingdom Come. We’ll have to do it more often.}}

{{TB|But for now, let’s roll up our sleeves and get educating!}}

{{TB|We’ll start with the foundation of any strong liberal arts education -- standardized test-taking.}}

{{TB|Can’t you see I’m busy? I’m trying to determine the most painful, humiliating way to fire you.}}

{{TB|What I have so far is good, but it doesn’t really “sing” yet, you know?}}

{{TB|Yes, of course. But I think the children should be retested now that they’ve learned how fun science can be.}}

{{TB|“Science is fun?” The very notion goes against centuries of Western thought. I’ll admit it -- I’m intrigued.}}

{{TB|Well, look at that. The kids’ test scores are up. Way up! I’m talking “satisfactory” up! Well done, Seymour!}}