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- Homer: You kids better behave in church today.
- Bart: I don't see why I have to go anyway. I'm a pagan.
- Homer: Bart!
- Lisa: I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too.
- Homer: Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it.
- Lisa: What a beautiful paganistic day. Come on, Maggie, let's dance.
- Bart and Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look! We're pagans!
- Homer: Why those little. [chases after the kids]
- Lisa: Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our sanctuary.
- Bart: Yes, but still my pagan soul yearns to roam free.
- Lisa: No problem. After the sermon, we'll make a run for it.
