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+ | |name= "Adults/Kids" | ||
+ | |image= [[File:Adults Kids.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers= [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Marcia Wallace]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]] | ||
+ | |characters= [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]<br>[[Krusty]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Edna Krabappel]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Nelson Muntz]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Ralph Wiggum]]<br>[[Milhouse Van Houten]]<br>[[Abraham Simpson]]<br>[[Jasper]] | ||
+ | |length= 1:18 | ||
+ | |writer= | ||
+ | |album= | ||
+ | |appearance= "[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]" | ||
+ | }} | ||
− | + | '''"Adults/Kids"''' is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do. | |
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− | [[Category:Songs]] | + | == Lyrics == |
+ | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' | ||
+ | :''Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Homer]]:''' | ||
+ | :''Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Bart]]:''' | ||
+ | :''You can't make us come down!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' | ||
+ | :''You adults are always giving us orders!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' | ||
+ | :''Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' | ||
+ | :''Adults treat kids like children!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]:''' | ||
+ | :''Kids treat adults like cash machines!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Kids:''' | ||
+ | :Adults! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Adults:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Kids:''' | ||
+ | :Adults! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Adults:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Kids:''' | ||
+ | :Adults! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Homer:''' | ||
+ | :Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :(''Marge murmurs'') | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! You're all just scandalizing, | ||
+ | :Vandalizing punks! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' | ||
+ | :Channel hoppin', | ||
+ | :Ritalin-poppin' | ||
+ | :Monkeys! | ||
+ | :(Please don't quit the fan club.) | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Marge]]:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' | ||
+ | :Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:''' | ||
+ | :Why can't you be like we are? | ||
+ | |||
+ | :(''everyone throws tomatoes at them'') | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Adults:''' | ||
+ | :Oh, what a bunch of brats! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Moe]]:''' | ||
+ | :We oughta drown you just like cats! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Bart:''' | ||
+ | :Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Nelson:''' | ||
+ | :Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' | ||
+ | :Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, | ||
+ | :Boozing, boring bunch! | ||
+ | :Surly meanie, | ||
+ | :Three-martini | ||
+ | :Lunchers! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' | ||
+ | :''I just ate a thumb tack.'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Milhouse:''' | ||
+ | :Adults, they're always telling us to— | ||
+ | |||
+ | :(''Grampa grabs Milhouse'') | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Grampa]]:''' | ||
+ | :Shut yer traps!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Jasper]]: | ||
+ | :Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :(''a group of seniors show up'') | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Seniors:''' | ||
+ | :We're trying to get some sleep here, | ||
+ | :It's almost six fifteen. | ||
+ | :What's the matter with— | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Adults:''' | ||
+ | :Don't you treat us like— | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Kids:''' | ||
+ | :Can't you just lay off— | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Seniors:''' | ||
+ | :We're sick of all of you— | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''All:''' | ||
+ | :Kiiiiids tooooday! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Grampa:''' | ||
+ | :''We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Homer:''' | ||
+ | :''Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Krusty:''' | ||
+ | :''Yeah, you old fogey!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Moe:''' | ||
+ | :''Buzz off, you old—'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :(''All the kids and adults agree.'') | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
+ | It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical ''Bye, Bye, Birdie!'', but unlike the other show-tune parodies ''[[The Simpsons]]'' have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song. | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Full cast songs]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Krusty]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Marge]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Edna Krabappel]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Rod and Todd]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Moe]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Nelson]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Lisa]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Ralph]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Milhouse]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Grampa]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Jasper]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Marcia Wallace]] |
Latest revision as of 13:55, August 24, 2023
"Adults/Kids"
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Song Information |
"Adults/Kids" is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults when the town was having a big argument over what kids can do.
Lyrics[edit]
- Chief Wiggum:
- Alright, you kids, get down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
- Homer:
- Speak for yourself. Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
- Bart:
- You can't make us come down!
- Nelson:
- You adults are always giving us orders!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Yeah, and you kids are always disobeying them!
- Milhouse:
- Adults treat kids like children!
- Kirk Van Houten:
- Kids treat adults like cash machines!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Adults:
- Kids!
- Kids:
- Adults!
- Reverend Lovejoy:
- Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!
- Homer:
- Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
- (Marge murmurs)
- Chief Wiggum:
- Kids! You're all just scandalizing,
- Vandalizing punks!
- Krusty:
- Channel hoppin',
- Ritalin-poppin'
- Monkeys!
- (Please don't quit the fan club.)
- Marge:
- Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
- Edna Krabappel:
- Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Why can't you be like we are?
- (everyone throws tomatoes at them)
- Adults:
- Oh, what a bunch of brats!
- Moe:
- We oughta drown you just like cats!
- Bart:
- Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
- Nelson:
- Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
- Lisa:
- Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring,
- Boozing, boring bunch!
- Surly meanie,
- Three-martini
- Lunchers!
- Ralph:
- I just ate a thumb tack.
- Milhouse:
- Adults, they're always telling us to—
- (Grampa grabs Milhouse)
- Grampa:
- Shut yer traps!!
- Jasper:
- Eh, we're fed up with all you whippersnaps!
- (a group of seniors show up)
- Seniors:
- We're trying to get some sleep here,
- It's almost six fifteen.
- What's the matter with—
- Adults:
- Don't you treat us like—
- Kids:
- Can't you just lay off—
- Seniors:
- We're sick of all of you—
- All:
- Kiiiiids tooooday!
- Grampa:
- We're gonna teach all you rugrats a lesson!
- Homer:
- Oh, yeah? Pfft! What can you old people do to us?
- Krusty:
- Yeah, you old fogey!
- Moe:
- Buzz off, you old—
- (All the kids and adults agree.)
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other show-tune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.
Appearances[edit]
Categories:
- Songs
- Parody songs
- Full cast songs
- Songs by Homer
- Songs by Chief Wiggum
- Songs by Krusty
- Songs by Marge
- Songs by Edna Krabappel
- Songs by Rod and Todd
- Songs by Moe
- Songs by Bart
- Songs by Nelson
- Songs by Lisa
- Songs by Ralph
- Songs by Milhouse
- Songs by Grampa
- Songs by Jasper
- Songs by Dan Castellaneta
- Songs by Julie Kavner
- Songs by Nancy Cartwright
- Songs by Yeardley Smith
- Songs by Hank Azaria
- Songs by Harry Shearer
- Songs by Pamela Hayden
- Songs by Marcia Wallace