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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What the hell was that?!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
 
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:'''Marge''': Homer, I think there's someone downstairs!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! Homer. I think there's someone downstairs.
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:'''Homer''': Relax, Marge, it's probably just Homer coming home late from Moe's!
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{{qf|Homer}} Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer comin' home late from Moe's.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[After having seen Bender falling off the storm]'' What the hell was that?
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{{qf|Homer}} The eyes in that picture are following me.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, that's a mirror.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
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{{qf|Homer}} Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?
 
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:''[Bender tries to drink a beer]''
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{{qf|[[Bender]]}} My name is Bender and I come from... ''[ominous]'' ...the future!
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:'''Homer:''' Don't drink my loved ones!
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{{qf|Homer}} Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
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:'''[[Bender]]:''' Bite my shiny metal ass!
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{{qf|Bender}} I don't know. You die?
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:'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh. My. God. He's telling the truth.
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:'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
 
 
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:'''Homer:''' Okay, so, what are you?
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{{qf|Homer}} Listen, I-I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
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:'''Bart:''' Must be a secret government project.
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{{qf|Bender}} ''[sobs]'' It's true! I'm empty inside. ''[sobs]''
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:'''Bender:''' Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from the future!
 
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:'''Homer:''' Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
 
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:'''Bender:''' I don't know. You die?
 
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:'''Homer:''' Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.
 
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:''[Cut to inside of Moe's.]''
 
 
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
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{{qf|Homer}} Yeah! Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
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:'''Bender:''' Romance.
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{{qf|Bender}} Romance.
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:'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
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{{qf|Homer}} You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
 
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:'''[[Leela]]:''' ''[After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector]'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
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{{qf|Bender}} What the?! My ass is about to project something.
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:'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering to Bender]'' You don't have to announce it. Just do it quietly and blame the dog.
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:'''Lisa:''' ''[to Fry on the hologram]'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
 
 
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Zoidberg]]}} Hello, robut! Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something! This concludes my turn.
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:'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
 
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.''
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'd like you to meet Leela and Fry.
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:'''Leela:''' ''Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.''
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[thinking]'' Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.
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:'''Marge:''' I... am so pleased to meet you.
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{{qf|[[Leela]]}} ''[thinking]'' Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.
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:'''Leela:''' Nice to be hair.
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{{qf|Marge}} Eye am so pleased to meet you.
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{{qf|Leela}} Nice to be hair!
 
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:'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
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{{qf|[[Professor Farnsworth]]}} Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} But how did Bender get here?
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{{qf|Professor Farnsworth}} With a time machine.
 
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:'''Lisa:''' Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
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{{qf|Bender}} ''[talking in his sleep]'' Kill all humans... kill all humans...
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:'''Professor Fransworth:''' Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[talking in his sleep]'' Start with Flanders... start with Flanders...
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:'''Professor Frink:''' But how did Bender get here?
 
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:'''Professor Fransworth:''' With a time machine.
 
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:'''Lisa:''' But you just said that--
 
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:'''Professor Fransworth:''' ''[Cutting her off]'' Sample's ready!
 
 
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:'''Lisa:''' That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule.
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{{qf|Professor Farnsworth}} Good news, everyone!
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:'''Leela:''' And bury Bart in the hole.
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{{qf|[[Philip J. Fry]]}} That means it's bad.
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:'''Marge:''' I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
 
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:'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
 
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:'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
 
 
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:'''Homer''': Listen, uh, I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
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{{qf|Lisa}} That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!
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:'''Bender''': ''[sobbing]'' It's true! I'm empty inside! ''[breaks down crying on the bar.]''
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{{qf|Leela}} And bury Bart in the hole!
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{{qf|Marge}} I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
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{{qf|Leela}} In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
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{{qf|Professor Farnsworth}} Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
 
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time.
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{{qf|[[Amy Wong]]}} Shmayday! Shmayday! They got Scruffy!
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
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{{qf|[[Scruffy]]}} No, they just got my mustache. But a life without a mustache ain't worth living.
 
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:'''Bender:''' There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer works at a nuclear plant! He can help us get home!
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:'''Announcer:''' ''And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.''
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{{qf|Professor Farnsworth}} Oh, are you good at your job?
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:'''Bender:''' ''[angrily]'' Damn it!
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{{qf|Homer}} I was voted Employee of the Month as an April Fool's Day joke.
 
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
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{{qf|Professor Farnsworth}} Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist. Oh Nobody's Father who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou, and Nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just, A Man.
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
 
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:'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
 
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
 
 
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:'''Lisa:''' ''[To the Bart look-alike creatures]'' Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe you're all giving up without a fight.
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{{qf|Leela}} Lisa, we're just a package delivery service.
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{{qf|Fry}} And not a very good one.
 
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:'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Attention Goblins: Madison Cube Garden is filled with [[Butterfinger]] bars. And people are laying fingers all over them.
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:'''Bart:''' Will you shut up?
 
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:''[Madison Cube Garden, containing the Bart creatures, is ejected into the void of space. Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.]''
 
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:'''Bart''': You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.
 
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:''[Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer louder.]''
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:14, October 14, 2020


Season 26 Episode Quotes
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Homer: What the hell was that?!
Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
Marge: Homer! Homer. I think there's someone downstairs.
Homer: Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer comin' home late from Moe's.
Homer: The eyes in that picture are following me.
Bart: Uh, that's a mirror.
Homer: Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?
Bender: My name is Bender and I come from... [ominous] ...the future!
Homer: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
Bender: I don't know. You die?
Homer: Oh. My. God. He's telling the truth.
Homer: Listen, I-I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
Bender: [sobs] It's true! I'm empty inside. [sobs]
Homer: Yeah! Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
Bender: Romance.
Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
Bender: What the?! My ass is about to project something.
Homer: [whispering to Bender] You don't have to announce it. Just do it quietly and blame the dog.
Dr. Zoidberg: Hello, robut! Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something! This concludes my turn.
Homer: Marge, I'd like you to meet Leela and Fry.
Marge: [thinking] Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.
Leela: [thinking] Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.
Marge: Eye am so pleased to meet you.
Leela: Nice to be hair!
Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
Professor Farnsworth: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
Professor Frink: But how did Bender get here?
Professor Farnsworth: With a time machine.
Bender: [talking in his sleep] Kill all humans... kill all humans...
Homer: [talking in his sleep] Start with Flanders... start with Flanders...
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
Philip J. Fry: That means it's bad.
Lisa: That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!
Leela: And bury Bart in the hole!
Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
Amy Wong: Shmayday! Shmayday! They got Scruffy!
Scruffy: No, they just got my mustache. But a life without a mustache ain't worth living.
Marge: Homer works at a nuclear plant! He can help us get home!
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, are you good at your job?
Homer: I was voted Employee of the Month as an April Fool's Day joke.
Professor Farnsworth: Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist. Oh Nobody's Father who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou, and Nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just, A Man.
Lisa: I can't believe you're all giving up without a fight.
Leela: Lisa, we're just a package delivery service.
Fry: And not a very good one.
Lisa: Attention Goblins: Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars. And people are laying fingers all over them.
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps • The Wreck of the Relationship • Super Franchise Me • Treehouse of Horror XXV • Opposites A-Frack • Simpsorama • Blazed and Confused • Covercraft • I Won't Be Home for Christmas • The Man Who Came to Be Dinner • Bart's New Friend • The Musk Who Fell to Earth • Walking Big & Tall • My Fare Lady • The Princess Guide • Sky Police • Waiting for Duffman • Peeping Mom • The Kids Are All Fight • Let's Go Fly a Coot • Bull-E • Mathlete's Feat
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