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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself: "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm, moist bed, because weekends are... Moist?! I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh Death, you're a life saver. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King? | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Death}}}} I am not... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mona Simpson]]}} Death. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mom?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]}} Grandma | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} So you're alive? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mona}} No. But I live on in Homer's dreams. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just like my hair. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wait, dreams have rules? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Everything has rules, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Not me, when I hit the dance floor. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We're actually entering Dad's dreams? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Why does Maggie have to go? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} What am I, a babysitter?! | |
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- Mr. Burns: Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?
- Homer: Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself: "What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?"
- Homer: Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm, moist bed, because weekends are... Moist?! I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
- Homer: Oh Death, you're a life saver.
- Bart: Thank you, Death. May I ask, what's taken so long with Larry King?
- Death: I am not...
- Mona Simpson: Death.
- Homer: Mom?!
- Bart & Lisa: Grandma
- Marge: So you're alive?
- Mona: No. But I live on in Homer's dreams.
- Homer: Just like my hair.
- Marge: It's Jennifer Aniston's hair on Friends.
- Homer: Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
- Lisa: Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
- Bart: Wait, dreams have rules?
- Lisa: Everything has rules, Bart.
- Bart: Not me, when I hit the dance floor.
- Lisa: We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
- Professor Frink: Yes, yes. You see, it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.
- Marge: Why does Maggie have to go?
- Professor Frink: What am I, a babysitter?!
