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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some...unpleasantness. I can never go back. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[visiting Homer in the basement]'' Hey Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent]]}} ''[delivering his nightly broadcast]'' Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, that's it! That's why I haven't done anything with my life! I need to be more like [[Thomas Edison]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Whatever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And I'm starting right now! No more damn pajamas! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer gets out of bed, takes off his pajamas, and throws them out the window. Homer stands naked, calling out.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} From this day forward, I am an inventor! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[A man walking his dog calls up to Homer.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Man}} Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants. | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer sits at a card table in the basement, smoking a cigar, trying to think of inventions.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You started smoking, Dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[holds up Homer's empty notepad]'' Yeah, he invented stuff, too. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up. | |
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- Homer: They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some...unpleasantness. I can never go back.
- Marge: I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.
- Bart: [visiting Homer in the basement] Hey Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!
- Kent: [delivering his nightly broadcast] Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
- Homer: Marge, that's it! That's why I haven't done anything with my life! I need to be more like Thomas Edison!
- Marge: Whatever.
- Homer: And I'm starting right now! No more damn pajamas!
- [Homer gets out of bed, takes off his pajamas, and throws them out the window. Homer stands naked, calling out.]
- Homer: From this day forward, I am an inventor!
- [A man walking his dog calls up to Homer.]
- Man: Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants.
- [Homer sits at a card table in the basement, smoking a cigar, trying to think of inventions.]
- Lisa: You started smoking, Dad?
- Homer: Yes, Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day.
- Bart: [holds up Homer's empty notepad] Yeah, he invented stuff, too.
- Homer: Shut up.
