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Difference between revisions of "Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': "Okay, the first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone's in the right class."
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Okay, the first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone's in the right class.
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:''(Someone in the class spits tobacco at him)''
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:''[Someone in the class spits tobacco at him]''
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:'''Homer''': "Down the hall. Room 12."
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{{qf|Homer}} Down the hall. Room 12.
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:'''Moe''': Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. ''[Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back]'' Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – ''[grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]''
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. ''[Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back]'' Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – ''[grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]''
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:'''Smithers''': Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together.
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together.
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''[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]''
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:''[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]''
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:'''Belle''': Hah ... Come on, Waylon ... make love to me the way you used to.
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{{qf|{{Belle}}}} Hah ... Come on, Waylon ... make love to me the way you used to.
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:'''Smithers''': ''[pours liquor]'' No.
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{{qf|Smithers}} ''[pours liquor]'' No.
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:'''Belle''': It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
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{{qf|Belle}} It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
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:'''Smithers''': '''''YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!!''' [*smashes liquor with his crutch]''
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{{qf|Smithers}} '''''YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!!''' [*smashes liquor with his crutch]''
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Smithers! ''[a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs] Smitheerrrs!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers! ''[a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs]'' Smitheerrrs!
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:'''Bart''': Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.
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:'''Lisa''': I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.
 
:''[said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]''
 
:''[said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]''
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:'''Snowball''': Raow! ''[ball crushes her with a ''crack'']''
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{{qf|[[Snowball II|Snowball]]}} Raow! ''[ball crushes her with a ''crack'']''
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:'''Lisa''': ''(visiting Homer in the treehouse)'' "Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!"
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[visiting Homer in the treehouse]'' Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!
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:''(Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it)''
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:''[Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it]''
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:'''Homer''': "Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!"
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{{qf|Homer}} Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!
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:'''Lisa''': "Dad, that's just a plant."
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that's just a plant.
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:'''Homer''': "Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss! KIIIIISS HER!"
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss! KIIIIISS HER!
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:''(Homer thrusts the plant in Lisa's face and accidentally drops it out of the treehouse, where it breaks on the ground below)''
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:''[Homer thrusts the plant in Lisa's face and accidentally drops it out of the treehouse, where it breaks on the ground below]''
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:'''Homer''': "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God! Okay, let's get our story set. She ''tripped'', right?"
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God! Okay, let's get our story set. She ''tripped'', right?
  
 
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{{Season 5|Q}}
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Latest revision as of 16:32, February 13, 2021


Season 5 Episode Quotes
← 102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
103
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
"Bart of Darkness" 104 →


Homer: Okay, the first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone's in the right class.
[Someone in the class spits tobacco at him]
Homer: Down the hall. Room 12.
Moe: Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. [Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back] Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – [grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]
Smithers: Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together.
[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]
Belle: Hah ... Come on, Waylon ... make love to me the way you used to.
Smithers: [pours liquor] No.
Belle: It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
Smithers: YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!! [*smashes liquor with his crutch]
Mr. Burns: Smithers! [a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs] Smitheerrrs!
Bart: Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.
Lisa: I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.
[said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]
Snowball: Raow! [ball crushes her with a crack]
Lisa: [visiting Homer in the treehouse] Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!
[Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it]
Homer: Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!
Lisa: Dad, that's just a plant.
Homer: Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss! KIIIIISS HER!
[Homer thrusts the plant in Lisa's face and accidentally drops it out of the treehouse, where it breaks on the ground below]
Homer: Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God! Okay, let's get our story set. She tripped, right?
Season 5 Quotes
Homer's Barbershop Quartet • Cape Feare • Homer Goes to College • Rosebud • Treehouse of Horror IV • Marge on the Lam • Bart's Inner Child • Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood • The Last Temptation of Homer • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) • Homer the Vigilante • Bart Gets Famous • Homer and Apu • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy • Deep Space Homer • Homer Loves Flanders • Bart Gets an Elephant • Burns' Heir • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song • The Boy Who Knew Too Much • Lady Bouvier's Lover • Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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