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:'''Lisa''': Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
:'''Homer''': Naw, I'll just walk it off.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Naw, I'll just walk it off.
 
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:'''Marge''': (seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead) See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead]'' See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
:'''Boy's mother''': Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
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{{qf|Boy's mother}} Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
:'''Marge''': (to Bart) That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Bart]'' That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.
 
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(Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room)
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:''[Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room.]''
:'''Bart''': Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk... I am... forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
:'''Marge''': Stop it Lisa!
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{{qf|Marge}} Stop it Lisa!
:'''Bart''': That shut her up.
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{{qf|Bart}} That shut her up.
 
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:'''Homer''': I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
 
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:'''Homer''': Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
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{{qf|Homer}} Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
:'''Guy''': Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!
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{{qf|Guy}} Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!
 
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:'''Homer''': 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
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{{qf|Homer}} 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
:'''Chief Wiggum''': Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
(Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse)
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:''[Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse.]''
:'''Snake''': Yoink! Ahaha!
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{{qf|[[Snake]]}} Yoink! Ahaha!
:'''Chief Wiggum''': Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!  
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!
  
{{Season 9 Q}}
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{{Season 9|Q}}

Latest revision as of 12:32, January 6, 2019


Season 9 Episode Quotes
201 "King of the Hill"
202
"Lost Our Lisa"
"Natural Born Kissers" 203


Lisa: Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
Homer: Naw, I'll just walk it off.

Marge: [seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead] See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
Boy's mother: Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
Marge: [to Bart] That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.

[Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room.]
Bart: Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk... I am... forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
Marge: Stop it Lisa!
Bart: That shut her up.

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

Homer: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!

Homer: 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
Chief Wiggum: Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
[Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse.]
Snake: Yoink! Ahaha!
Chief Wiggum: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers