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Latest revision as of 08:32, March 11, 2025


Cold as Charity
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Charity Case
Required characters: Homer, Lisa
Optional characters: Quimby, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Moe, Buddha Homer, Investo the Robot
Previous quest(s): Reading the Room
Next quest(s): Snack Down

Cold as Charity is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Reading the Room
Quimby Rest assured that all your concerns regarding privatization went in one ear—
Marge - Annoyed And out the other?
Quimby - Surprised What? No. We don't have the money for two ears! Are you insane?
Marge - Suspicious Didn't you vote to give yourself a raise this year?
Quimby - Embarrassed That's because of, eh, inflation.
Homer - Thoughtful Oh yes, inflation. Money that comes up, must come down.
Lisa - Eye Roll That's gravity...
Task: "Collect Calculators" (x155).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Keep Saying "Inflation"". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield County Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Pretend He Understands Inflation". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield County Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quimby - Happy Don't worry! In order to avoid any conflicts of interest, we'll only be awarding city contracts to nonprofit organizations.
Marge That sounds okay. I like charity.
Mr. Burns As do I! For example, the majority of my money goes to my foundation to raise unawareness.
Lisa - Confused You mean awareness?
Mr. Burns No...we prefer people fat, stupid and unaware.
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo-Hoo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Blue Bail Bonds

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1.
Lisa - Curious I don't get this privatization play. What's in it for the rich?
Bart - Happy Can't you just believe in the good of people? Artie Ziff gave the whole town free Wi-Fi. It's so fast the pop-up ads are bulging out of the screen.
Lisa - Confused Huh, well, that's good, I guess.
Homer - Angry Ziffcorp? Why isn't my homepage the donut shop livestream like it always is?
Lisa - Annoyed Ah-ha! I knew there was an angle. Artie Ziff is using the free Wi-Fi for free advertising.
Bart - Happy All I'm hearing is a lot of free. And nothing free in life is bad!
Lisa - Eye Roll That's not how the saying goes.
Bart Not according to the Ziffternet.
Homer - Annoyed Ziffternet! Show me donuts!
Task: "Collect Calculators" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Yell at the Computer". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Start to Investigate". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Deep Dive Misinformation". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Smithers - Excited Congratulations, sir. You've been awarded the city's contract for providing all the electricity to the streetlights.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Excellent. Converting the plant to a nonprofit has been very profitable.
Smithers You could make even more profit if you brighten those streetlights causing them to require more power.
Mr. Burns Excellent idea, Smithers.
Smithers - Excited Perhaps that excellent idea warrants me a raise?
Mr. Burns We're a nonprofit, Smithers! We do this work out of the goodness of our souls. Now ready the tax-free cocktail shrimp bath.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Blue Check Cashing

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2.
Homer - Surprised Marge, giant groundhogs have tunneled under the roads at regular intervals. I think that means nuclear winter is upon us.
Marge Those aren't groundhog tunnels. Those are speed bumps. They've installed thousands of them in town.
Homer - Pained WHAT?! But that will make my commute to Moe's even longer.
Marge - Annoyed You mean work.
Homer I said what I said.
Lisa - Deadpan According to city documents, the Rich Texan is now in charge of all road maintenance.
Homer - Serious Kids, get in the car. We have an oil man to harass.
Lisa - Confused But what about school?
Bart - Sneaky Lisa! Dad wants us to participate in the democratic process of complaining. Isn't that life lesson more important than school?
Lisa - Annoyed Too many life lessons and not enough real lessons is how you end up at Barnard.
Task: "Collect Calculators" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Drive to The Rich Texan's House". The job takes place at Blue Bail Bonds, Blue Check Cashing, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Fret About Missing School". The job takes place at Blue Bail Bonds, Blue Check Cashing, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Partake in the Democratic Complaint Process". The job takes place at Blue Bail Bonds, Blue Check Cashing, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Homer Hey! Guy with the ten-gallon hat and twenty gallon squishee, where did you get that squishee?
Lisa - Eye Roll Dad...
Homer - Annoyed AND what's the deal with all the speed bumps!?!
The Rich Texan - Happy You mean my battery busters! Aren't they great?
Lisa - Curious Battery busters?
Cowboy Accountant Electric cars. The scourge of every honest hardworking oilman!
The Rich Texan If people stop driving real cars, then my oil will only be good for making plastic bags, medical equipment, and clothing! I'll be ruined!
Cowboy Accountant - Happy This way he can stop progress by slowing down traffic. It's a win-win.
Lisa - Annoyed Except for the planet.
The Rich Texan - Happy That's what space exploration is for! Yee Haw!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Lisa M. Simpson Foundation Rocket

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3.
Lisa - Annoyed These nonprofits aren't helping people! They are just another way for the rich to exploit the working man!
Lisa Well, two can play at that game — I'll reopen the Lisa M. Simpson Foundation and give them a taste of their own medicine.
Dr. Hibbert - Happy You're going to socialize medicine?!?
Lisa I'm only eight, Dr. Hibbert. All I can do is run a semi-functional government.
Cowboy Accountant - Happy You don't need the hootinest, tootinest, best darn accountant this side of the Mississippi, do ya?
Lisa - Curious Who's the best on the other side of the Mississippi?
Cowboy Accountant Stan Liebowitz.
Lisa - Confused Don't you work for the Rich Texan though? Won't that be a conflict of interest?
Cowboy Accountant Technically, but I switched out my non-compete clause with a non-complete clause. As long as I never finish anything, I'm free to work on anything.
Lisa - Curious Will you finish my work though?
Cowboy Accountant Let me circle back to that...
Task: "Collect Calculators" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Re-open Her Nonprofit" (xthe Simpson House or a Visitable Home). The job takes 4 hours.
Lisa First things first—
Cowboy Accountant - Confused Rubber band lasso contest?
Lisa - Deadpan I was going to say repurpose the Lisa M. Simpson Foundation to start winning Springfield's contracts.
Cowboy Accountant Sorry, I forgot who I was working for for a moment. You and the Rich Texan are so similar.
Lisa - Curious How exactly?
Cowboy Accountant Well, you're both my bosses. Speaking of bosses, we'll need you in endless meetings that could have been emails.
Lisa - Shocked But I have a book report due for class.
Cowboy Accountant - Confused Could you make it a PowerPoint instead?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Lisa M. Simpson Foundation

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4.
Cowboy Accountant - Happy I've lined up some celebratory bottles to shoot because I've got some good news!
Lisa You got your bosses mixed up again. I'm the precocious girl, not the scheming oil baron.
Cowboy Accountant Man, I'm good with numbers but not with faces!
Lisa We can recycle the bottles as a form of celebration. What's the good news?
Cowboy Accountant - Happy I won you all the contracts — the streetlights, the public Wi-Fi, the road maintenance.
Lisa - Nervous All of them? So fast? I'm starting to realize that I actually have no idea how to do any of this.
Cowboy Accountant Unearned confidence? Maybe you and a 70-year-old white man aren't so different after all!
Lisa - Worried Gee. I think I'm gonna have a panic attack. I can't run all these city departments.
Cowboy Accountant Sounds like you need to hire a CEO.
Task: "Collect Calculators" (x195).
Task: "Make Lisa Breathe Into a Paper Bag". The job takes place at Lisa M. Simpson Foundation, Blue Bail Bonds, Blue Check Cashing, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Lisa Thank you, townspeople, for coming to this meeting.
Moe - Annoyed We were told there would be snacks!
Lisa I think you're mistaken. I'm here to publicly elect the new CEO of the Lisa M. Simpson Foundation because it's currently running all of our city contracts.
Lisa - Happy This is putting the power back with the people.
Wiggum - Abrupt And the people want snacks!
Lisa - Embarrassed I would like to nominate my wonderful accountant as CEO. He's the one who secured these contracts to begin with.
Homer - Confused What snacks did you bring?
Cowboy Accountant I'm afraid I already ate my secret jerky supply out of nervousness.
Quimby - Happy I would like to nominate myself for CEO of this foundation with the promise of always bringing snacks. Both salty AND sweet!
Moe - Pleased He's got my vote!
Wiggum - Happy Mine too!
Lisa - Annoyed He didn't even bring the snacks. It's just an empty promise.
Homer - Happy Empty like my stomach! We vote Quimby!
Lisa - Sad *sigh* I don't know why I was expecting anything different.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cowboy Accountant

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Collect Calculators Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Moe, Quimby 4h Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Springfield Coliseum, or Brown House Calculator5, XP45
Buddha Homer, Investo the Robot Honest John's Computers, Mapple Store, Try-N-Save, or Brown House Calculator8, XP70


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