| Calling to Accountant
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Calling to Accountant is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update. It requires the Cowboy Accountant to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
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Well, it finally happened, Krusty.
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We're off the air? Say it ain't so. I don't have any money!
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You are a multimillion-dollar entertainer. How is that possible?
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Fabergé egg omelets.
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The good news is you aren't off the air.
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This calls for an omelet!
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The bad news is you are being audited.
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NOOOOOO...
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Don't worry. I got you the greatest accountant in town.
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Howdy and happy trails! Paper trails that is! And yours is longer than the Oregon trail!
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If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Stress Eat Fabergé Eggs". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Catch Krusty Up to Speed". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Ooh boy. Your books are cooked longer than a Texas brisket.
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You've got to help me. Rich people don't do well in jail.
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This is America, Krusty. Rich people don't go to jail. Unless the public has turned on you for some reason.
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I once endorsed a pacemaker that was just a metronome. It was for kids!
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Taming you is going to be my greatest achievement. Don't you worry your little green and white head, this ain't my first rodeo. It's my seventeenth actually.
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Is that a lot or a little?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
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For these business expenses, I need your receipts.
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Receipts? You'll have to talk to my old accountant.
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*angry monkey noises*
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He used your receipts to roll cigars? That ain't good.
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You told me you were a CPA!
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*angry monkey noises*
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A-P-E? Oh, I've got to stop drinking and hiring.
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Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers". The job takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Drink and Hire". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark
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Good news, Krusty. I've managed to balance your books!
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That's great. Drinks on me!
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And much like balancing on a bucking bronco, eventually you're gonna get gutted. You owe the government a lot of money.
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I knew it. Drinks are on you!
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Easy now. Before you drown your sorrows, why not drown your bank accounts in some off-shore holdings? International waters make all your tax problems wash away.
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Does that actually work?
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Tax evasion is as American as apple pie. Now, just sign here and you're free to go! Yee-haw!
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Task: "Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal". The job takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Sign the Document". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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How can I ever repay you?
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I just do this out of the kindness of my heart.
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Really?
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No. I'm a red-blooded American. I charged you triple my usual fee. And unlike the American government, I make sure the one percent gives me my ten percent.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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