| Dharma and Donuts
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Dharma and Donuts is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update. It requires Buddha Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark
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Something seems different about you, Homer.
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Well, I did get a haircut this weekend. They cut this one hair.
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Not you. The other Homer.
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Oh, that guy. Yeah, he won't stop hovering over me.
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It's annoying when people look over your shoulder.
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No, I mean he won't stop levitating. And talking about enlightenment.
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Is he a fellow Buddhist?
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What gave it away?
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Probably your loincloth. It's very non-attachment.
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A little too non-attachment for me. You mind tightening that thing up a little?
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Task: "Make Buddha Homer Tighten His Loincloth". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Introduce Himself". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Introduce Himself". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark
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What's so great about Buddhism, anyway? Other than the lack of pants. I could get used to that.
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It's only through meditation that you can discover your path to enlightenment.
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How do you meditate?
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You sit for hours on end.
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Yeah, so?
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You empty your mind of all your thoughts.
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*dun-dun dadada dun-dun dada*
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You rid yourself of ambitions.
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*burp*
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Is it possible that Homer is the greatest Buddhist known to man?
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I spent years becoming Buddha Homer. There's no way Homer is more enlightened than me. I demand a meditation off!
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Task: "Make Buddha Homer Meditate". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Empty His Mind Without Trying". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Judge the Meditation Off". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I couldn't focus. I was too angry at the idea of Homer winning.
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You should relax. Do what I do. Nothing.
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You know, it's highly irregular and pretty anti-Buddhist to judge a meditation competition.
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Just name a winner.
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Homer definitely won.
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Woo-Hoo!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark
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Look, Homer. You might be able to empty your mind, but Buddhism isn't just meditation.
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It isn't?
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Great thinkers have spent hundreds of years to perfect enlightenment.
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First you tell me NOT to think about it and now you're telling me to think about it. Make up your mind!
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You don't get it, do you!
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| Task: "Make Buddha Homer Preach Enlightenment". The job takes 4 hours.
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That's it. I can't take it anymore. I don't deserve my golden sheen. You are the more enlightened one.
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*drool* Donuts.
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Wait, when you meditate, are you thinking about donuts?
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All the time.
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Then you aren't enlightened. You need to empty your mind. Not fill it with sugary treats.
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But I am always thinking about donuts.
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So when your eyes glaze over...
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I'm thinking about glaze...
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Thank you universe! All's right with the world once again! I am the better Buddhist! Not that that matters....
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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