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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[walking trash out to curb]'' Ow, ow! Stupid trash. Rotten, stinky, ''[vengeful]'' hate world, revenge soon, take out on everyone. ''[steps in a puddle]'' Ewwww, garbage water! ''[to sky, fist raised]'' You're pushin' me, baby! | |
| − | :'''Homer''': That's not | + | :''[Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. Homer chases after it carrying the trash can.]'' |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey! Wait! Stop! I have garbage! ''[loses breath and drops trash can in the street]'' You guys are the lousiest garbagemen ever! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you trash-eatin' stink bags! | ||
| + | :''[Garbage truck stops.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh oh. | ||
| + | :''[Truck beeps and reverses, stopping short of Homer.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Garbageman #1}} What did you call us? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[nervous]'' Uhh, I don't know. A lot of people were yelling stuff. | ||
| + | {{qf|Garbageman #2}} You called us trash-eating stinkbags. | ||
| + | {{qf|Garbageman #1}} Didn't you learn anything from Love Day? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} That was yesterday, moron. | ||
| + | :''[Simpson residence. Homer enters kitchen with his pajamas stuffed with garbage.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and they're cutting off our service! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh lord! Now what are we going to do? Just let the trash pile up? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbagemen! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I never apologize! I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} That's not how she tells it. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[Ned tiptoes through the garbage on the Simpsons' front lawn toward the door.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} ''[quietly]'' Easy, Ned. Don't breathe in. | ||
| + | :''[Garbage falls on Ned. Homer is on second floor.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, Ned! I didn't see you down there! ''[to Bart, hiding under window]'' Got him. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} I hate to be a Fussy Freddy and all, but Maude's folks are here and they're a tad touchy about odors. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, then you better close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill. | ||
| + | :''[Homer points to a pile of used diapers. Rod climbs on top.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Rod]]}} Look, Daddy, I'm king of the mountain! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Rod! Get off of there! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Good morning, trash pile. How's -- | ||
| + | :''[Homer looks onto front lawn to see the trash has been removed.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey! Woo hoo! I won! | ||
| + | :''[Kitchen.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} This is a very very proud day for us, especially me. Your father, me, beat city hall! It's just like David and Goliath, only this time, David won! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa's Brain}} Oh, I know. I heard it too. Here's some music. ''[imagines soft piano music]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} And to think you wanted me to crawl, Marge! Well, this man does not crawl, he stands tall! That rhymes Marge, and you know it rhymes. Admit it! | ||
| + | :''[Marge lets out her signature annoyed grunt.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, you didn't beat city hall! They picked up our trash because I wrote a letter of apology to the sanitation commissioner and signed your name. Period. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You signed my name? I feel so violated! | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} You've have signed my name lots of times. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} But this isn't like a loan application or a will! You signed away my dignity. And I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[dreamily]'' Yes. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Perfect. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Paul McGuinness]]}} Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I help you? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[with accent]'' Potato man. | ||
| + | {{qf|Paul McGuinness}} Where the hell have you been? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[The image of the band on the video wall is replaced by Homer's face.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hello, Springfield! It's me, Homer! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bono]]}} What the... bloody hell? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Bono]'' Quiet, you! ''[to crowd]'' I know you want to see these rocking rockers, but I know you're also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. So let me give you the 911! | ||
| + | :''[Homer walks out on stage, the audience immediately boos.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bono}} Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! That affects the whole damn planet! | ||
| + | :''[The rest of the band have a conversation in the background]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Larry]]}} Oh, here we go! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint? | ||
| + | {{qf|The Edge}} Can I come? | ||
| + | {{qf|Larry}} Hmmm... no. | ||
| + | {{qf|The Edge}} Wankers. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bono}} ''[into mic]'' Now, Homer... Ray Patterson is a fine public servant. Why should the people of Springfield -- | ||
| + | :''[Crowd cheers yelling "Yeah Springfield!"]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bono}} ''[sighs and lowers mic]'' Why should they vote for you? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} That's a very good question, Bono. ''[addresses crowd]'' Cause I'd be the most whack, tricked-out sanitation commissioner ever! Can you dig it?! | ||
| + | :''[Crowd is silent, Homer nervously tugs his collar and begins to dance.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bono}} ''[into mic, unimpressed]'' Wow, look at him go. You're the real lord of the dance, Homer. | ||
| + | :''[Bono motions for the guards to take Homer away, guard grab Homer and haul him off stage.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[grabbing side of stage set]'' No, no! Bono, help me! ''[lets go]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bono}} Don't worry, folks. He'll get the help he needs. | ||
| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[U2]] begins playing as the video wall shows Homer being held by one guard and beaten by two other guards.]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Newspaper headline}} SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, are you not going to buy it? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} 50 cents? Not likely. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Simpson, you idiot! You spent your entire year's budget in a month! Your department's broke! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh... oh no! Wait! I think I've got the perfect solution. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} You'd better! 'Cause those garbage men won't work for free! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! Oh, Patterson was right. I'm crashing and burning! Crashing and burning! | ||
| + | :''[Marge reviews expense reports.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} How could you spend $4.6 million in one month? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You know, Dad, there's a lesson in all this. Many cities have problems with garbage disposal, and it's time we realize you can't just -- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Wait! Shut up! I just thought of something. | ||
| + | :''[Homer runs out of the house and speeds off in the car.]'' | ||
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| + | :''[Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer walks in carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen carrying weapons.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Morning, boys! | ||
| + | {{qf|Garbageman #1}} Where's our paychecks, ya bum? | ||
| + | {{qf|Head Garbageman}} My men ain't working another minute till we get paid! | ||
| + | :''[Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Will cash be ok? | ||
| + | {{qf|Head Garbageman}} ''[with a huge smile]'' Will it! | ||
| + | :''[Quimby leans into Homer's office.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Quimby}} Did I hear a, uh, briefcase opening? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I bet you're all wondering where I got the money? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dealing drugs? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Drugs? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll have to say drugs, too. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Close, but you're way off. | ||
| + | :''[Homer pulls off to the outskirts of town where garbage trucks are shoving garbage into a mine shaft.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Look at that beautiful garbage. Other cities don't want it, so they pay me to dump it in this old abandoned mine. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's awful! I almost wish it were drugs! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Some of it is. | ||
| + | :''[Bart points to a garbage truck from New York.]'' | ||
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- Homer: [walking trash out to curb] Ow, ow! Stupid trash. Rotten, stinky, [vengeful] hate world, revenge soon, take out on everyone. [steps in a puddle] Ewwww, garbage water! [to sky, fist raised] You're pushin' me, baby!
- [Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. Homer chases after it carrying the trash can.]
- Homer: Hey! Wait! Stop! I have garbage! [loses breath and drops trash can in the street] You guys are the lousiest garbagemen ever! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you trash-eatin' stink bags!
- [Garbage truck stops.]
- Homer: Uh oh.
- [Truck beeps and reverses, stopping short of Homer.]
- Garbageman #1: What did you call us?
- Homer: [nervous] Uhh, I don't know. A lot of people were yelling stuff.
- Garbageman #2: You called us trash-eating stinkbags.
- Garbageman #1: Didn't you learn anything from Love Day?
- Homer: That was yesterday, moron.
- [Simpson residence. Homer enters kitchen with his pajamas stuffed with garbage.]
- Homer: Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and they're cutting off our service!
- Marge: Oh lord! Now what are we going to do? Just let the trash pile up?
- Homer: Well, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbagemen!
- Lisa: Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?
- Homer: I never apologize! I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
- Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
- Homer: That's not how she tells it.
- [Ned tiptoes through the garbage on the Simpsons' front lawn toward the door.]
- Ned: [quietly] Easy, Ned. Don't breathe in.
- [Garbage falls on Ned. Homer is on second floor.]
- Homer: Sorry, Ned! I didn't see you down there! [to Bart, hiding under window] Got him.
- Ned: I hate to be a Fussy Freddy and all, but Maude's folks are here and they're a tad touchy about odors.
- Homer: Well, then you better close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.
- [Homer points to a pile of used diapers. Rod climbs on top.]
- Rod: Look, Daddy, I'm king of the mountain!
- Ned: Rod! Get off of there!
- Homer: Good morning, trash pile. How's --
- [Homer looks onto front lawn to see the trash has been removed.]
- Homer: Hey! Woo hoo! I won!
- [Kitchen.]
- Homer: This is a very very proud day for us, especially me. Your father, me, beat city hall! It's just like David and Goliath, only this time, David won!
- Lisa's Brain: Oh, I know. I heard it too. Here's some music. [imagines soft piano music]
- Homer: And to think you wanted me to crawl, Marge! Well, this man does not crawl, he stands tall! That rhymes Marge, and you know it rhymes. Admit it!
- [Marge lets out her signature annoyed grunt.]
- Marge: Oh, Homer, you didn't beat city hall! They picked up our trash because I wrote a letter of apology to the sanitation commissioner and signed your name. Period.
- Homer: You signed my name? I feel so violated!
- Marge: You've have signed my name lots of times.
- Homer: But this isn't like a loan application or a will! You signed away my dignity. And I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on?
- Lisa: [dreamily] Yes.
- Homer: Perfect.
- Paul McGuinness: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I help you?
- Homer: [with accent] Potato man.
- Paul McGuinness: Where the hell have you been?
- [The image of the band on the video wall is replaced by Homer's face.]
- Homer: Hello, Springfield! It's me, Homer!
- Bono: What the... bloody hell?
- Homer: [to Bono] Quiet, you! [to crowd] I know you want to see these rocking rockers, but I know you're also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. So let me give you the 911!
- [Homer walks out on stage, the audience immediately boos.]
- Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! That affects the whole damn planet!
- [The rest of the band have a conversation in the background]
- Larry: Oh, here we go! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
- The Edge: Can I come?
- Larry: Hmmm... no.
- The Edge: Wankers.
- Bono: [into mic] Now, Homer... Ray Patterson is a fine public servant. Why should the people of Springfield --
- [Crowd cheers yelling "Yeah Springfield!"]
- Bono: [sighs and lowers mic] Why should they vote for you?
- Homer: That's a very good question, Bono. [addresses crowd] Cause I'd be the most whack, tricked-out sanitation commissioner ever! Can you dig it?!
- [Crowd is silent, Homer nervously tugs his collar and begins to dance.]
- Bono: [into mic, unimpressed] Wow, look at him go. You're the real lord of the dance, Homer.
- [Bono motions for the guards to take Homer away, guard grab Homer and haul him off stage.]
- Homer: [grabbing side of stage set] No, no! Bono, help me! [lets go]
- Bono: Don't worry, folks. He'll get the help he needs.
- [U2 begins playing as the video wall shows Homer being held by one guard and beaten by two other guards.]
- [Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser.]
- Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
- Homer: 50 cents? Not likely.
- [An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office.]
- Mayor Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent your entire year's budget in a month! Your department's broke!
- Homer: Uh... oh no! Wait! I think I've got the perfect solution.
- Mayor Quimby: You'd better! 'Cause those garbage men won't work for free!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: D'oh! Oh, Patterson was right. I'm crashing and burning! Crashing and burning!
- [Marge reviews expense reports.]
- Marge: How could you spend $4.6 million in one month?
- Homer: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp!
- Lisa: You know, Dad, there's a lesson in all this. Many cities have problems with garbage disposal, and it's time we realize you can't just --
- Homer: Wait! Shut up! I just thought of something.
- [Homer runs out of the house and speeds off in the car.]
- [Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer walks in carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen carrying weapons.]
- Homer: Morning, boys!
- Garbageman #1: Where's our paychecks, ya bum?
- Head Garbageman: My men ain't working another minute till we get paid!
- [Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.]
- Homer: Will cash be ok?
- Head Garbageman: [with a huge smile] Will it!
- [Quimby leans into Homer's office.]
- Quimby: Did I hear a, uh, briefcase opening?
- Homer: I bet you're all wondering where I got the money?
- Bart: Dealing drugs?
- Lisa: Drugs?
- Marge: I'll have to say drugs, too.
- Homer: Close, but you're way off.
- [Homer pulls off to the outskirts of town where garbage trucks are shoving garbage into a mine shaft.]
- Homer: Look at that beautiful garbage. Other cities don't want it, so they pay me to dump it in this old abandoned mine.
- Lisa: That's awful! I almost wish it were drugs!
- Bart: Some of it is.
- [Bart points to a garbage truck from New York.]
