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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
← 16 "World War III"
17
"The Perfect Crime"
"Scary Stories" 18 →


Marge: Fresh chocolate chip cookies. Don't touch those yet. They're very very hot.
Bart: A-ha! No one's around. The perfect crime. [Bart touches a cookie and burns his hand]
Marge: I hope I can trust you two not to eat those yummy chocolate chip cookies.
Bart: Go on, Maggie, take a cookie.
[Maggie shakes her head]
Bart: Aw, come on, man. Don't be a chicken. Well, if you don't commit the perfect crime, I will.
Bart: Who's she gonna believe, huh? [Bart shovels cookies into his mouth] You, or me. You can't defend yourself. You can't even talk. I'll blame it all on you. The perfect crime.
Marge: Bart!
Bart: [with a mouthful of cookies] It was her, ma'am, I swear it!
Marge: Oh, Bart.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces • The Funeral • Maggie's Brain • Football • House of Cards • Bart and Homer's Dinner • Space Patrol • Bart's Haircut • World War III • The Perfect Crime • Scary Stories • Grampa & the Kids • Gone Fishin' • Skateboarding • The Pagans • The Closet • The Aquarium • Family Portrait • Bart's Hiccups • The Money Jar • The Art Museum • Zoo Story
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