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| − | '''[[Homer]]''': [[Moe]], I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.<br | + | '''[[Homer]]''': [[Moe]], I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.<br> |
'''Moe''': But then how will I defend myself? | '''Moe''': But then how will I defend myself? | ||
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'''Homer''': Oooh. I found my lost nacho! | '''Homer''': Oooh. I found my lost nacho! | ||
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| − | '''[[Lisa]]''': I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?<br | + | '''[[Lisa]]''': I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?<br> |
'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new [[Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic]]. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma. | '''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new [[Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic]]. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma. | ||
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'''Comic Book Guy''': That just got a bit more rare. | '''Comic Book Guy''': That just got a bit more rare. | ||
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| − | '''Lisa''': Now can you tell me if you've seen my [[Bart|pointy-headed nuisance]]?<br | + | '''Lisa''': Now can you tell me if you've seen my [[Bart|pointy-headed nuisance]]?<br> |
'''Comic Book Guy''': Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition. | '''Comic Book Guy''': Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition. | ||
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'''Lisa''': FREEDOM! | '''Lisa''': FREEDOM! | ||
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| − | '''Comic Book Guy''': Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.<br | + | '''Comic Book Guy''': Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.<br> |
| − | '''Lisa''': What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?<br | + | '''Lisa''': What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?<br> |
'''Comic Book Guy''': I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense. | '''Comic Book Guy''': I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense. | ||
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| − | '''Lisa''': [[Principal Skinner]], I really need to get back to my search.<br | + | '''Lisa''': [[Principal Skinner]], I really need to get back to my search.<br> |
| − | '''Principal Skinner''': Will these gold stars change your mind?<br | + | '''Principal Skinner''': Will these gold stars change your mind?<br> |
'''Lisa''': Oh, all right! | '''Lisa''': Oh, all right! | ||
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| − | '''[[Agnes]]''': This jerk's a worse driver than you!<br | + | '''[[Agnes]]''': This jerk's a worse driver than you!<br> |
'''Principal Skinner''': Yes, mother. | '''Principal Skinner''': Yes, mother. | ||
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| − | '''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!<br | + | '''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!<br> |
'''Lisa''': Ew! | '''Lisa''': Ew! | ||
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Revision as of 18:20, March 8, 2020
Homer: Moe, I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking zombies.
Moe: But then how will I defend myself?
Moe: Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.
Homer: Oooh. I found my lost nacho!
Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.
Comic Book Guy: That just got a bit more rare.
Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-headed nuisance?
Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.
Lisa: FREEDOM!
Comic Book Guy: Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.
Lisa: What about Bart? I asked you have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: I think I saw him at the Noiseland Arcade. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.
Lisa: Principal Skinner, I really need to get back to my search.
Principal Skinner: Will these gold stars change your mind?
Lisa: Oh, all right!
Agnes: This jerk's a worse driver than you!
Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.
Dr. Nick: Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!
Lisa: Ew!
The Simpsons: Hit & Run
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| Level 1 • Level 2 • Level 3 • Level 4 • Level 5 • Level 6 • Level 7 | ||
| Characters | ||
| Homer • Bart • Lisa • Marge • Apu • Non-Playable characters | ||
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| Pink Sedan • Honor Roller • Malibu Stacy Car • Canyonero • Pontiac Firebird • 70's Sport Car | ||
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| Evergreen Terrace • Downtown Springfield • Springfield Squidport | ||
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| References/Trivia • Appearances • Extras • Credits • Quotes • Cards |
