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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} For the next two hours, we'll be kid free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall. | |
| − | [[ | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hee, hee, hee, hee! |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Heh, heh, that was the best [[Christmas]] ever. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ah, the [[Tunnel of Love]]—nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay... but if Dad kisses Mom too much, a stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy, and the next thing you know we find a baby brother in the cabbage patch! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} They were the [[Bonnie Parker|Bonnie]] and [[Clyde Barrow|Clyde]] of their day. Their names were... Bonnie and Clyde. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bonnie}} Say, if you're so bad, you could go stick up that [[Barrow & Son|feed store]] over yonder. Unless you're... chicken. | ||
| + | {{qf|Clyde}} No one calls me "chicken" without goading me into doing something stupid! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bank employee}} Why are you shooting at us? We cooperated fully! | ||
| + | {{qf|Clyde}} It's a sex thing! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bank employee}} Say no more! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Franklin D. Roosevelt}}}} To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I am recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. ''[the crowd cheers]'' Somebody please remind me to move them back. | ||
| + | {{qf|Japanese ambassador}} I would be honored to perform that duty. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Sheriff Wiggum]]}} Hey keep it down, will ya? The part where all my men get killed is comin' up. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Listen Sheriff, I can help you take down Bonnie and Clyde. | ||
| + | {{qf|Sheriff Wiggum}} After the [[Tijuana Trouble|racially-insensitive cartoon]]. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Shady]]}} She's so beautiful... Imagine what she looks like with her collar off... | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Dog]]}} A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that. Even her fleas have more class than you. | ||
| + | :''[the camera zooms in on some upper class fleas]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Snooty male flea}} [[Lady Bitington]], will you be summering in the hindquarters again this year? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lady Bitington}} Oh no. [[Chompy]] and I have taken a cottage in West Leg. It's where all the fleas are fleeing. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[The Vamp]]}} Oh, you poor thing! Is there anything I can do? | ||
| + | {{qf|Shady}} You can have dinner with me. | ||
| + | {{qf|The Vamp}} All right—but keep your nose where I can see it. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Shady}} You're pretty feisty for an upper class bitch. | ||
| + | {{qf|The Vamp}} Ooh, I like that you use the technical term for a female dog. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} Why didn't I listen to mama? "Serve food to humans!" | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|The Vamp}} I have to admit, that was exciting. And... I am in heat. That's the safe time, right? | ||
| + | {{qf|Shady}} Oh, the safest. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dog Catcher Willie]]}} You strays are goin' straight to the pound, where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Wacky Dog]]}} Gorsh, you can't kill me—I'm half-human! Look, I wear clothes, I speak English! I'm speaking it right now! | ||
| + | {{qf|Dog Catcher Willie}} Sure you are... | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Wacky Dog}} This place is no picnic, but it sure beats workin' for Disney. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Nancy, what are the odds? You sign up for a semester at U. of London, then I immediately do the same. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nancy Spungen]]}} eah, I'm really lucky you saved me from meeting other people and having new experiences. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Johnny Rotten]]}} We're gonna go out and play our songs like we've never played 'em before: competently! Where's Sid? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Paul Cook]]}} Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where you been, chompin' Wonka? | ||
| + | {{qf|Johnny Rotten}} When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty-year business relationship. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Steve Jones]]}} I told you to hire Tom Responsible. | ||
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- Homer: For the next two hours, we'll be kid free. It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall.
- Marge: Hee, hee, hee, hee!
- Homer: Heh, heh, that was the best Christmas ever.
- Homer: Ah, the Tunnel of Love—nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy.
- Bart: Okay... but if Dad kisses Mom too much, a stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy, and the next thing you know we find a baby brother in the cabbage patch!
- Bonnie: Say, if you're so bad, you could go stick up that feed store over yonder. Unless you're... chicken.
- Clyde: No one calls me "chicken" without goading me into doing something stupid!
- Bank employee: Why are you shooting at us? We cooperated fully!
- Clyde: It's a sex thing!
- Bank employee: Say no more!
- Franklin D. Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I am recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor. [the crowd cheers] Somebody please remind me to move them back.
- Japanese ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.
- Sheriff Wiggum: Hey keep it down, will ya? The part where all my men get killed is comin' up.
- Ned Flanders: Listen Sheriff, I can help you take down Bonnie and Clyde.
- Sheriff Wiggum: After the racially-insensitive cartoon.
- Shady: She's so beautiful... Imagine what she looks like with her collar off...
- Moe Dog: A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that. Even her fleas have more class than you.
- [the camera zooms in on some upper class fleas]
- Snooty male flea: Lady Bitington, will you be summering in the hindquarters again this year?
- Lady Bitington: Oh no. Chompy and I have taken a cottage in West Leg. It's where all the fleas are fleeing.
- The Vamp: Oh, you poor thing! Is there anything I can do?
- Shady: You can have dinner with me.
- The Vamp: All right—but keep your nose where I can see it.
- Shady: You're pretty feisty for an upper class bitch.
- The Vamp: Ooh, I like that you use the technical term for a female dog.
- Luigi Risotto: Why didn't I listen to mama? "Serve food to humans!"
- The Vamp: I have to admit, that was exciting. And... I am in heat. That's the safe time, right?
- Shady: Oh, the safest.
- Dog Catcher Willie: You strays are goin' straight to the pound, where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!
- Wacky Dog: Gorsh, you can't kill me—I'm half-human! Look, I wear clothes, I speak English! I'm speaking it right now!
- Dog Catcher Willie: Sure you are...
- Wacky Dog: This place is no picnic, but it sure beats workin' for Disney.
- Milhouse: Nancy, what are the odds? You sign up for a semester at U. of London, then I immediately do the same.
- Nancy Spungen: eah, I'm really lucky you saved me from meeting other people and having new experiences.
- Johnny Rotten: We're gonna go out and play our songs like we've never played 'em before: competently! Where's Sid?
- Paul Cook: Sidney Sheldon Vicious! Where you been, chompin' Wonka?
- Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty-year business relationship.
- Steve Jones: I told you to hire Tom Responsible.
