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Marge: Homer, I think there's someone downstairs!

Homer: Relax, Marge, it's probably just Homer coming home late from Moe's!

Homer: [After having seen Bender falling off the storm] What the hell was that?

Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.

Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.

[Bender tries to drink a beer]

Homer: Don't drink my loved ones!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Homer: A robot! With a catchphrase!

Bart: Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?

Homer: Okay, so, what are you?

Bart: Must be a secret government project.

Bender: Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from the future!

Homer: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?

Bender: I don't know. You die?

Homer: Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.

[Cut to inside of Moe's.]

Homer: Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?

Bender: Romance.

Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.

Leela: [After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector] You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!

Fry: Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.

Lisa: [to Fry on the hologram] Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.

Professor Frink: Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.

Professor Farnsworth: Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.

Marge: Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.

Leela: Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.

Marge: I... am so pleased to meet you.

Leela: Nice to be hair.

Bart: Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.

Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?

Professor Fransworth: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.

Professor Frink: But how did Bender get here?

Professor Fransworth: With a time machine.

Lisa: But you just said that--

Professor Fransworth: [Cutting her off] Sample's ready!

Lisa: That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule.

Leela: And bury Bart in the hole.

Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.

Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.

Professor Fransworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.

Homer: Listen, uh, I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...

Bender: [sobbing] It's true! I'm empty inside! [breaks down crying on the bar.]

Lisa: Dad, we have beer in our time.

Homer: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.

Bender: There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.

Announcer: And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.

Bender: [angrily] Damn it!

Lou: [After he saw Bender killing a horse] Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.

Chief Wiggum: Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?

Lou: Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?

Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?

Lisa: [To the Bart look-alike creatures] Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them!

Lisa: They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.

Bart: Will you shut up?

[Madison Cube Garden, containing the Bart creatures, is ejected into the void of space. Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.]

Bart: You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.

[Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer louder.]