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| | ==Gameplay== | | ==Gameplay== |
| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 1
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| − | After reaching Level 15 and unlocking Moe
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Ned: Chief, help! I was having a Christian book burning, and the works of E.L. James got out of control! People just keep adding more and more of them!
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| − | Wiggum: Our next available appointment is Friday. Would you prefer 8 to 12 or 1 to 5?
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| − | Ned: Friday?! But the fire could spread to my house -- I need it out now!
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| − | Wiggum: Sorry, but we're backed up with fires. It hasn't rained once since this town was rebuilt, and everything's dried out.
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| − | Ned: Then what do I do?
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| − | Wiggum: What anyone around here does when they need somewhere to go.
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| − | Task: Make Flanders Move into the Brown House
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| − | Time: 6s
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| − | Location: Brown House
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| − | Task: Make Springfielders Throw E.L. James Books on the Fire [x4]
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| − | Time: 6s
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| − | Location: Flanders House
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 2
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Ned: Homer, this is ridiculous. We need a fire department.
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| − | Homer: And who would I staff it with?
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| − | Ned: New characters?
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| − | Homer: Ha! They've already introduced everyone. Even characters who only appeared in deleted scenes.
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| − | Apu: Why don't we volunteer as firefighters?
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| − | Homer: And why would we want to do work for no money?
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| − | Apu: Because if there's a terrorist attack that kills some of us, the ones who survive will get to comfort the widows.
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| − | Dr. Hibbert: I'm in!
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| − | Kirk: Me too!
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| − | Moe: Me three!
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| − | Skinner: Me four!
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| − | Wiggum: Can I do this and still get paid as a cop?
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| − | Task: Make Men Volunteer for the Fire Department [x4]
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| − | Time: 6s
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| − | Location: Town Hall or Simpson House
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| − | Excluded Characters: Youngsters
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| − | Fireman Homer: Looks like we have our new Firemen!
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Alright, time to get us some hot widows!
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| − | Fireman Skinner: I'm just excited to get a few minutes away from mother.
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| − | Fireman Apu: And a few minutes away from Manjula, the store and all eight of my children. Why eight?!
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| − | System Message: Get Apu and Homer new Fireman Skins! Unless you want them in Third Degree Burn Skin later on.
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 3
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Apu: The Kwik-E-Mart is on fire!
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Sorry, I was trying to dry my socks in the hot dog roller.
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| − | Fireman Apu: I tried dousing it with Squishee, but it only fed the flames! The stuff's ninety percent propane.
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| − | Fireman Homer: Ooh, our first fire! I'm gonna take a selfie of me fighting it for Springface!
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| − | System Message: Fires are popping out all around town. Tap on them for Medals!
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| − | Task: Make Fireman Fight the Kwik-E-Mart Fire
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Kwik-E-Mart
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x300]
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| − | Fireman Apu: The fire's out! My soul-crushing place of employment has been saved!
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| − | Fireman Homer: Ah, but my picture didn't come out. The fire's all blurry. Let's start it again!
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 4
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Quimby: Well done, men. In honor of you saving one of Springfield's oldest structures, I hereby present you with this medal.
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| − | Fireman Homer: This medal says “Pinewood Derby 2003.”
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| − | Quimby: Wahhh. Some “heroes” you are.
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| − | Task: Make Quimby Award a Medal
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Town Hall
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x600]
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 5
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Krusty: Help! Krustyland is on fire!
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: I wonder who started that one. Hehe.
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| − | Fireman Homer: We don't save places that take your money but offer only subpar services from people in stupid looking uniforms.
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| − | Wiggum: Help! The police station's on fire!
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| − | Fireman Homer: Omigod, let's go!
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| − | Task: Take Firemen Fight the Police Station Fire
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Police Station
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x800]
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| − | Fireman Apu: Chief, the fire was caused by the microwave in the break room exploding.
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| − | Wiggum: Yeah, so?
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| − | Fireman Apu: A microwave wouldn't explode unless it was used at least 100,000 times.
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| − | Wiggum: Yeah, so?
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| − | Fireman Apu: But there's only five of you who work there.
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| − | Wiggum: Yeah, so?
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| − | Fireman Apu: And you've only been working there for four years.
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| − | Wiggum: Yeah, so?
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| − | Fireman Apu: So that means each of you are taking 10,000 breaks a day in the break room.
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| − | Wiggum: Yeah, so?
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 6
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Lisa: I don’t get it. There are no hydrants in this town. What are you fighting fires with?
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| − | Fireman Homer: With fire. That's a thing, right?
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| − | Bart: Come on, Lisa. No four-year-old freemium game is gonna hire animators just to design hydrants.
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| − | Bart: They haven't even hired someone to figure out how to make us walk in more than two directions.
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| − | Lisa: I know. Last night it took me fifteen minutes to get from the living room to the kitchen.
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| − | System Message: Fire Hydrants are now in the store. Let your fingers do the walking.
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| − | Task: Make Firemen Fight the Elementary School Fire
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Elementary School
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x700]
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 7
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Wiggum: We've determined that the fire at the elementary school was set intentionally. So fess up, who started it?
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| − | Fireman Skinner: I did. It was the only way to get the asbestos out of school.
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| − | Bart: I did. I had a book report due tomorrow.
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| − | Miss Hoover: I did. I had book reports to grade tomorrow.
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| − | Willie: I did. I wanted to die a Viking's death.
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| − | Task: Make Wiggum Declare the School Fire a “Cold Case”
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Springfield Elementary
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x700]
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| − | Fireman Skinner: There you go again, awarding everyone medals just for participation.
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| − | Miss Hoover: It's bad enough they make us do it in school. But sadly, I guess now it's everywhere.
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| − | Fireman Skinner: Thank you, EA, for contributing to the wussification of our culture.
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 8
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Homer: We know that a lot of you are playing games while smoking, um, you know...
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| − | Otto: Only way to play it!
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Well, we just want you to be careful when you put down the, you know, in order to tap.
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| − | Dr. Nick: Put it DOWN? I just tap with it!
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| − | Fireman Skinner: Okay. But for the rest of you, be sure to find a safe place to put down the... you know.
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| − | Fireman Skinner: Because one of the leading causes of house fires is, um, you know.
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| − | Otto: And if you haven’t played Tap Ball while ‘relaxed’, you haven’t lived!
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| − | Task: Make Homer Demonstrate the Proper Way to Put Down...You Know
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Simpson House
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x600]
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 9
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Selma: I bet you firefighters are all really good at cooking chili.
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Nah, that's just a stereotype you always see on TV.
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| − | Selma: How about that story that firefighters can always get free groceries?
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Nope. Stereotype.
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| − | Fireman Homer: Really? Oops. For the past week I've just been taking my groceries without paying for them.
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| − | Selma: So I guess I shouldn't bother asking about rescuing cats from trees.
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: Ha! Please. Never happens in real life. Only in fictional portrayals!
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| − | Task: Make Moe Rescue Cats from Trees
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Trees
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| − | Task: Collect Gold Medals [x1000]
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 10
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Apu: Hooray! Now we have a place to avoid our wives when we're not avoiding them by actually fighting fires.
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| − | Dr. Hibbert: Wait... is the Fire Station now on fire?
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| − | Fireman Apu: How could this happen?
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| − | Fireman Skinner: I was boiling some water to make ramen, since that's the only thing firemen know how to cook in real life. But then I got distracted answering all the calls from people reporting fires!
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| − | Fire Chief Moe: We need to hire a 911 Operator.
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| − | Fireman Homer: We need a lot of things. But first The Simpsons needs to make some episodes with new characters.
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| − | Wiggum: Hey, I got someone for the job... and he already exists!
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| − | Fireman Homer: Who's that?
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| − | Ralph: My foot's name is Jeremy!
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| − | Task: Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House
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| − | Task: Hire Ralph as a 911 Operator
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| − | Time: 2h
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| − | Location: Town Hall
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| − | Characters: Homer or Fireman Homer
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| − | Requires: Ralph
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| − | We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Skinner: Okay Ralph, just pick up this phone and say "Nine one one, what's your emergency?"
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| − | Phone: *ring* *ring*
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| − | Ralph: Eight two banana, I got an owie on my breathing.
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| − | Fireman Skinner: Close enough.
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| − | Fireman Homer: Now that we've got that figured out, there'll be nothing to distract us from putting out fires.
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| − | Fireman Apu: Let's go back to the firehouse and celebrate.
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| − | Fireman Homer: Oh crap, the firehouse!
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| − | Task: Make Firemen Fight the Station Fire [x2]
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| − | Time: 3h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| − | Burn It All Down Pt. 1
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| − | After reaching Level 20 and completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 3
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| − | Mr. Burns starts
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| − | Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've just had the most fantastic idea since leavened bread!
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| − | Mr. Burns: We can set fires to other Springfields!
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| − | Smithers: Ah, so we can charge to put them out?
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| − | Mr. Burns: No, so we can watch them burn to the ground. Especially that one with all the premium decorations. So gauche!
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| − | Mr. Burns: Then when you're done, put another million dollars on my money mountain.
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| − | Task: Set Fires in Other Springfields
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| − | After School Project Pt. 1
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| − | After completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Phone: *ring* *ring*
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| − | Ralph: Hello, emergency residence!
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| − | Luigi: Help me, 911! There's a fire-a at-a Luigi's! Come quick!
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| − | Ralph: Meatballs are fun!
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| − | Luigi: Wha? There aren't-a gonna be-a no more-a meatballs if you don't-a put out this fire!
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| − | Ralph: I like sitting on them!
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| − | Task: Make Ralph Sit on Meatballs
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| − | Time: 1h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| − | Task: Make Luigi put out the Fire Which Has Spread to His Mustache
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| − | Time: 1h
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| − | Location: Luigi's
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| − | After School Project Pt. 2
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Patty: Help, 911! There's a fire at the DMV!
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| − | Ralph: Does the “M” stand for meatballs?
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| − | Patty: No it doesn't.
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| − | Ralph: I still like meatballs!
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| − | Patty: Look, just send someone over here, ok?
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| − | Ralph: Two meatball subs, coming right up!
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| − | Task: Make Ralph Send Two Hot Dog Buns Filled with Dirt to the DMV
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| − | Time: 2h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| − | After School Project Pt. 3
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Kent Brockman: Is this 911? Cause I heard the person at 911 didn't make any sense.
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| − | Ralph: Yes, sir, this is 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
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| − | Kent Brockman: Channel 6 is on fire. I'm kinda expecting you to say something about meatballs now.
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| − | Ralph: Hang tight, sir. We'll send someone out right away. *click*
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| − | Kent Brockman: Huh, I'm impressed. I thought he wasn't supposed to understand anyone.
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| − | Wiggum: He doesn't. He's just been watching lots of reruns of “Rescue Me.”
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| − | Task: Make Ralph Have a Play Date With His Imaginary Friend
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| − | Time: 2h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| − | After School Project Pt. 4
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Homer: That's it. We're firing Ralph.
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| − | Blue Haired Lawyer: You can't... thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act.
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| − | Fireman Homer: How ironic. That usually helps me. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to reassign him.
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| − | Fireman Apu: To what?
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| − | Fireman Homer: To the last fireman stereotype this update hasn't covered.
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| − | Fireman Apu: He's gonna be a stripper for bachelorette parties?
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| − | Fireman Homer: No, the OTHER last stereotype.
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| − | Task: Train Ralph for His New Assignment
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| − | Time: 4h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| − | Requires: Ralph
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| − | Task: Make Apu Use His Fireman Outfit to Make Some Extra Money on the Side
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| − | Time: 4h
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| − | Location: Brown House
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| − | After School Project Pt. 5
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| − | Auto starts
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| − | Fireman Homer: Okay Ralph, ready for the first day of your new gig?
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| − | Ralph: Meow!
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| − | Fireman Homer: No, it's arf.
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| − | Ralph: Mooooooooo?
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| − | Fireman Apu: This is gonna be a disaster.
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| − | Fireman Homer: We have no choice. Now shut up and put him in the dalmatian costume.
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| − | Task: Make Ralph Work as the Fire Station Mascot
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| − | Time: 1h
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| − | Location: Springfield Fire Department
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| | ==Premium Gameplay== | | ==Premium Gameplay== |
| | ===Coming Soon=== | | ===Coming Soon=== |
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