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+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…}} | ||
+ | {{Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, until you sign all the contracts.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. "Sign" on the Dotted Line". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Finally, I've got a staff to demean and humiliate. What am I supposed to yell at them to do again?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're creating an advertising supported web portal.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's basically a Hulu devoted solely to Itchy & Scratchy where all the episodes ever produced can be viewed.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Make a note of that visual. We could make a whole story out of it for the cat. Or the mouse. Whichever one does the violence.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6" which is to " Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Web Designers". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're pulling Itchy & Scratchy? Please, no one watches my show to see me!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Everyone knows I'm the one holding me back!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|These shifty Blue-Hairs are rotting this city from the inside.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's time we deal with this problem using good old fashioned 20th century methods. Like they use in Arizona.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've already banned them from Krusty Burger.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now to use my powerful connections in City Hall to lobby for a Blue-Hair ID program, Blue-Hair-only bathrooms, and eventually Blue-Hair deportation.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm stepping up this discrimination from de facto to de jure.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2" which is to "Make Krusty Discriminate Against Blue-Haired People". It takes 5 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|There is absolutely no way, erm, I can do what you want, Krusty. It's plainly illegal and immoral.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|When a Quimby won't take your bribe, you know you've crossed a line.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I just want to treat certain people as second-class citizens, based solely on the color of their hair. How can that be wrong?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No politician can win an election if he's associated with hair colorism, even an election he fixed.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But D-Joe, they took Itchy & Scratchy from me.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You have to help me dehumanize these people. It's the only way I can get everyone to stop thinking of them as human!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Lis, look outside and tell me if the world blew up!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's still here. The world is unlikely to end by explosion though.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The true danger is inattention and neglect as we use up our natural resources. I have seen the asteroid, and it is us.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're as fun as ever, sis. But now we have a real problem!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Itchy & Scratchy was pulled from Krusty's show! This is going to make wasting time watching TV pointless.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|As the super rich get super richer, the rest of us have to accept the rules they give us. That's how the modern economy works.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|By the way, if you're smart and powerless, it's way cooler to give up and act jaded. I read that in The Economist For Kidz.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and …how do we fix this?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This could be our civil rights movement, but instead of being about freedom from social persecution, it's about freedom to watch TV. Because freedom is now a meaningless word.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Write letters? Would we have to use cursive? This seems too hard. Can't we just email photos of our butts?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyone or any spambot can shoot off an email. But people willing to write letters, they're crazy enough to be dangerous.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7" which is to "Make Kids Write Angry Letters ''(x8)''". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Read Hate Mail". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark if the player not had the Blue-Haired Lawyer|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mr. the Clown, I know you hate my kind, but can you sign one last autograph? And then initial pages 3, 5, 8, and 9?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How did you get in here, Blue-Hair?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Never hire a monkey to run your security.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy. }} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You can sue someone for being a bigot?! There's no chance I can beat a lawsuit. This town only has one lawyer.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'll be your Perry Mason, Krusto. I got a JD when someone flushed theirs into the sewer.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Take Krusty to Court" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over Court Session". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB| Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski was born with blue hair!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|DUNT DUNT DUN!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After the quest is complete.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My mother was born with yellow hair, my father with blue, and that adds up to me having green hair.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|SHUH-WHUT?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private company… but I just can't resist the wish of a child.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB| Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Itchy & Scratchy website is ready to launch. I can finally relax.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Think I'll treat myself by making my clothes stink of tobacco.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Relax with a Cigar". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can try yelling at my cigar. Cigar, you better not give me mouth cancer!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh no, this isn't working -- it's just defiantly blowing smoke in my face.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's all I ever wanted.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Also, a percentage of that seven hundred and fifty million dollar new media sale would be great.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They view new episodes airing on your network as the perfect advertising for their website.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Especially since they're all owned by the same media conglomerate.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10" which is to "Make Krusty Get a Piece of the Action" and "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Animators". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's nice to be home.}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | ===Maximum Itchyload=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Welcome to the Itchydome!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB| We are surrounded on all sides by sixteen smartphones, seven tablets, four laptops, two home computers, and five TVs, making…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thirty-four.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thirty-four screens blasting Itchy & Scratchy straight at our eyeballs, earholes, and mushified brains.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|People, there is no escape from the entertainment.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My nose is starting to bleed. Cool!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now this is how TV shows were meant to be watched.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Maximum Itchyload" which is to "Make Kids Watch Itchy & Scratchy ''(x8)''". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
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===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1=== | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1=== | ||
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Revision as of 13:10, June 19, 2014
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update is the fifty-fourth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on June 18, 2014. It included Roger Meyers, Jr., Chester J. Lampwick, Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios.
Contents
- 1 Level Up Message
- 2 Characters
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Prizes
- 5 Gameplay
- 5.1 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1
- 5.2 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2
- 5.3 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3
- 5.4 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4
- 5.5 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1
- 5.6 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5
- 5.7 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6
- 5.8 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2
- 5.9 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7
- 5.10 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8
- 5.11 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3
- 5.12 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9
- 5.13 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10
- 5.14 Maximum Itchyload
- 5.15 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1
- 5.16 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2
- 5.17 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3
- 5.18 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4
- 5.19 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5
- 5.20 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1
Level Up Message
The level-up message is presented by Ralph
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Characters
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Decorations
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Prizes
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Gameplay
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10
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Maximum Itchyload
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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Appearances • Buildings • Building and decoration groups • Characters • Character groups • Content Updates and gameplays • Daily Challenges • Dates • Decorations • Extras • Friend Points • Land Expansions • Promo Purchase Items • Quests • Quotes • References • Scratch-R • The Store • Tap Ball
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