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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update is the fifty-fourth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on June 18, 2014. It included Roger Meyers, Jr., Chester J. Lampwick, Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios.

Level Up Message

The level-up message is presented by Ralph

Level Up Message

Characters

Image Name Unlock message Roger Meyers, Jr. Plagiarism is such a strong word. I prefer “creative expropriation”. Chester J. Lampwick

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Itchy & Scratchy Billboard 40 None

Prizes

Image Name Costs Unlock message Level required KBBL Studios 4,500 Friendship Level 9

Gameplay

Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark I miss the old Springfield. Where's the black market Vicodin? Where's the underground kangaroo fight club? I need my 'roo fights! Sure. I'm making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Krusty, if you're jaded about being rich, there's only one solution to your spirtual crisis -- get even richer. Yeah, than I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys. But we've already got hundreds of them. and the characters don't change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon From what I can tell, none. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon But it doesn't matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon They just need to know they're being made and rember the old ones fondly... and voila, the brand is still relevant! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot marchines and beer... maybe even develop a freemium game! Would the game have to be good? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you'll be slupring up cash pronto from that sweet IP! The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studio". It takes 24 hours. Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist.

Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2

After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me? Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed! When I drunkenly broke into your house and got cold? What was I supposed to start a fire with... a Monet!? I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others. We have a simple request, Roger. Get your staff at I & S to develop a new batch of beloved cartoons we can turn into shoddy, sweatshop merchandise. Remember, not just loved, BE-loved. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since… [JOKE TO COME]. The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Writers". It takes 12 hours.

Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Well, Roger, I've given you and your staff 12 hours, give or take the use of donuts. That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom. Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time? Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while. Oh, even more money! You were going to heal me! Now how will I ever end the numbness I feel for life? The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3" which is to "Make Krusty Be a Sad Clown". It takes 24 hours. The worst problems in the world are the ones that affect me. A sad clown? How very original. Originality is not my specialty. Besides, I'm not sad for me. I'm sad for the millions of viewers who'll never get to see new episodes of Itchy and Scratchy. I guess you haven't seen Deadline Springfield. What is that -- the Internet? People aren't still doing the Internet, are they?

Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield? Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon Look whose tears have dried. My good pal-- Don't you “good pal” me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?! Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist. You backstabbing son of a backstabber! If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon People don't watch television anymore, Krusty. Template:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalogue via cable and internet doohickeys. Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise. But you told me IP something something blah blah? Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered. The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights". It takes 10 hours.

Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Stupid Blue-Hairs! This is what I get for trusting those types of people. Always trying to crook away your money. Mr. the Clown, I know I see you all the time, but can I have another autograph? I keep having to give them away to bullies so they don't steal my retainer. Scram, you worthless blue-haired kid. And don't you even think of putting your toe into a Krusty Burger. You're banned! All Blue-Hairs are banned! Huh. I never knew bigotry was this emotionally satisfying. I think I finally get the South. The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Block Blue-Hairs from Krusty Burger". It takes 3 hours. Nothing blocks people from entering a building like juggling. This is the perfect revenge. There's no way this act of bigotry doesn't work out great for me.

Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1

After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon G. Rover Gripes! Springfied?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town? Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot! It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be... ...dead? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't! There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all. So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remeber the questions. The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle" and "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". It takes 4 hours. I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding-Dong?

Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2

After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks. Did you ever do any of those strange words? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound! You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond. You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water… No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans. We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town! Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle. The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs" and "Make Children Visit Lampwick (x4)". It takes 10 and 5 hours. Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should! *Ahem…yes.* Bindle off limits. What's a bindle? You're holding a phone. Look it up. After the task is compelted Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop! Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is— Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Being a valued member of a community is worthless.

Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3

Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4

After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people. You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America. Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon You think this is the life I wanted? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Which means escaping my role and changing my fate! Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog. So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy". Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!" The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". It takes 24 hours. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!

Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5

After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend. Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for. Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best…of whoever is willing to pay for it? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose! The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". It takes 1 hour. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money? You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all. They are how you are even here! Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.

Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1

After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Someone paid good money just to torture me with poverty? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Well, I know who it must be! Only one soul has ever been so hate-fueled, bile-filled, and vile-stuffed. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon That secret Midget Little Vicki! Little Vicki Valentine, Hollywood's little princess? The talented star of sixty-one films and TV shows, and countless Broadway plays because the internet won't count them for me? Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon That's the flapper. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon In 1963, I crashed some snooty awards party. All I wanted was a shrimp cocktail. So I get in line for one, right behind Little Vicki. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon As we get to the front, I notice there are only two glasses of shrimp left. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Just as I'm about to get mine, Little Vicki takes them both! Says one's for a friend. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon If your friend wants an s-cocktail, your friend should wait in line for an s-cocktail! Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon A haughty sheba who snatches shrimp out of the little guys' mouths, those people are the true scum of the earth. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon I've got to warn Springfield. For evil has arrived. The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Rant about Little Vicki". It takes 8 hours. Template:Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon Guard your shrimp! Little Vicki may walk among you!