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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update"

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{{TBT|Message}}
 
{{TBT|Message}}
 
{{TB|You’ll find the Fit™ Milhouse outfit in your inventory!}}
 
{{TB|You’ll find the Fit™ Milhouse outfit in your inventory!}}
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===Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|This outfit is great! It’s like I got a little fitter just putting it on!}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Now for those important part of getting in shape… choosing a sports drink.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce…}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|Captain McCallister’s very own Obesotade!}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Who’s Captain McAllister}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|That’s me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|I’ve never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|YAR. You’re not making this into something it’s not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|I sell a product. It’s effective. You should buy some.}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|Not Mister, Captain. Mine is the only brine-based sports drink scientifically guaranteed to make you lose weight be peeing out more water than you take in.}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Even as a naïve ten-year old, I question that as a fitness strategy.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|And how many whales have you killed?}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Two.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|Shiver me timbers, that’s two more than me.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|Listen my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you’d prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|If you promise to go away afterwards, I’ll take a gallon of both. And here’s my credit card.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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{{TB|He’s fatter and balder than I remember, but aren’t we all.}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Now that I’ve bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water…}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|…and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I’d better get exercising.}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Feel the burn Milhouse! Feel the burn!!}}
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{{TBT|Message}}
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{{TB|Milhouse is getting in shape. Just like tapping through all the dialogue in this update got your finger in shape.}}
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{{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
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{{TBT|Message}}
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{{TB|Can Milhouse actually pull this ‘fitness’ thing off? Find out on this Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!}}
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{{TBT|Lugash}}
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{{TB|Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|Look who’s taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day…}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|…you’ve never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.}}
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{{TBT|Lugash}}
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{{TB|How you know these things?}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|They’re written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.}}
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{{TBT|Lugash}}
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{{TB|That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.}}
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{{TBT|Lugash}}
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{{TB|When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.}}
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{{TBT|Fit Milhouse}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*Gasp*</nowiki> You mean you’re offering to be my own personal trainer?}}
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{{TBT|Lugash}}
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{{TB|Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!}}
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{{TBT|Message}}
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{{TB|Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash’s training regime? Complete Lugash’s “The Cranky Man Can” storyline to find out!}}
 
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 1===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 2===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 3===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 4===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 5===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Cool Intentions Pt. 6===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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Revision as of 01:00, May 16, 2014

Template:Semi The forty-eighth content update, known as the "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released in May 16, 2014. It including a tie-in for the episode "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge". It also has a added a new friends point leve, Cool Lisa and a decoraton, "Macaroni's Shed".

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Artwork.png Cool Lisa Friendship Level 8 reward
Tapped Out Fit Milhouse Artwork.png Fit Milhouse Free

Prizes

Image Name Costs Unlock message Level required
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Artwork.png Cool Lisa FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Friendship Level 8


Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Macaroni's Shed.png Macaroni's Shed Donut Tapped Out.png30

Gameplay

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse *Sigh*
Homer Hey, it's what's-his-name... Glasses McBluehair?
Milhouse No, Mr. Simpson. My name is--
Homer Wait, don't tell me! I totally know you -- you're Lisa's boyfriend, or girlfriend, or something. Uhhh... Martin?
Milhouse No, close though.
Homer Okay, think, Homer. Not Nelson, because he's cool. God, I wish I was Nelson. Okay gotta focus... close to Martin... Comic Book Guy?
Milhouse That's not a good guess at all.
Homer Principal Skinner? Duffman? Lard Lad? The Kiwk-E-Mart?
Milhouse My last name is Van Houten.
Homer ...
Homer Are you sure I know you?
Milhouse *Sigh*
Lenny Hey Homer! Whatcha doin'?
Homer Just messing with Milhouse to cheer him up. He seemed kind of down.
Carl Sorry to hear that. What's up, kid? Did future Lisa future divorce future you again?
Milhouse No, field day is coming up at school and I've already got a closet full of last-place trophies in one of those. I don't know what to do.
Lenny You could rent a storage unit!
Carl Yeah, I bet you could fit a crapload of last-plcace trophies in one of those.
Lenny It's fun solving people's problems!
Homer I think Milhouse actually wants to NOT lose.
Lenny Oh, like win? That's super-hard.
Carl I'd seriously give the storage unit some thought.
Homer Come on, guys - let's help him win!
Milhouse Do you guys actually now anything about fitness?
Homer I know "feel the burn" is a thng. And there's something called cardio, which is either good or bad. Also electroyltes, maybe?
Carl Listen to Professor Jack Lalanne over here!
Milhouse Maybe I should just look up fintess on the internet.
Lenny The inter-what-now?
Milhouse The internet. It's where I learned about the cevil war, dinosaurus, my parent's divorce, my parents getting back togheter...
Milhouse ...the tidal wave approaching Springfield, the assassination of Trotsky---
Homer They assassinated Trotsky?!
Carl There were dinosaurus?!
Milhouse I'm gonna go do an internet seach for "rock-hard male bodies."
Lenny Just make sure safe search is one with that one.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Milhouse Research Fitness on the Internet". It takes 6 hours.

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I think we were really close to helping Morton.
Carl Totally! You should have kept saying science words.
Homer I kind of ran out.
Comic Book Guy Hello, did I hear my name?
Homer Yeah, like a million lines ago. It’s nothing, it was a joke.
Homer Hey, here’s Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?
Milhouse Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?
Homer I don’t see why not. Knock yourself out.
Milhouse This card says “Todd Flanders.”
Homer Well I’m not gonna give you my “Ned Flanders” card! You’re just not ready for that flexible spending limit.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.
Milhouse Alright! My stuff is here already. Physical fitness, here I come!
Message You’ll find the Fit™ Milhouse outfit in your inventory!

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3

After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
Fit Milhouse This outfit is great! It’s like I got a little fitter just putting it on!
Fit Milhouse Now for those important part of getting in shape… choosing a sports drink.
Sea Captain YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce…
Sea Captain Captain McCallister’s very own Obesotade!
Fit Milhouse Who’s Captain McAllister
Sea Captain That’s me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.
Fit Milhouse I’ve never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.
Sea Captain YAR. You’re not making this into something it’s not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.
Sea Captain I sell a product. It’s effective. You should buy some.
Fit Milhouse Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.
Sea Captain Not Mister, Captain. Mine is the only brine-based sports drink scientifically guaranteed to make you lose weight be peeing out more water than you take in.
Fit Milhouse Even as a naïve ten-year old, I question that as a fitness strategy.
Sea Captain And how many whales have you killed?
Fit Milhouse Two.
Sea Captain Shiver me timbers, that’s two more than me.
Sea Captain Listen my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you’d prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?
Fit Milhouse If you promise to go away afterwards, I’ll take a gallon of both. And here’s my credit card.
Sea Captain Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.
Sea Captain He’s fatter and balder than I remember, but aren’t we all.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3

After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
Fit Milhouse Now that I’ve bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water…
Fit Milhouse …and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I’d better get exercising.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.
Fit Milhouse Feel the burn Milhouse! Feel the burn!!
Message Milhouse is getting in shape. Just like tapping through all the dialogue in this update got your finger in shape.
After the task is complete.
Message Can Milhouse actually pull this ‘fitness’ thing off? Find out on this Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!
Lugash Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!
Fit Milhouse Look who’s taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day…
Fit Milhouse …you’ve never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.
Lugash How you know these things?
Fit Milhouse They’re written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.
Lugash That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.
Lugash When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.
Fit Milhouse *Gasp* You mean you’re offering to be my own personal trainer?
Lugash Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!
Message Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash’s training regime? Complete Lugash’s “The Cranky Man Can” storyline to find out!

Cool Intentions Pt. 1

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.

Cool Intentions Pt. 2

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.

Cool Intentions Pt. 3

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.

Cool Intentions Pt. 4

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.

Cool Intentions Pt. 5

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.

Cool Intentions Pt. 6

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.