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The '''Canyonero''' is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by [[Krusty the Clown]] when it first appeared in "[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States.  The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in ''[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]'', realising he bought the F-series. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual, and Marge takes over the car, falling into a state of road rage. It looks like a Ford Expedition (1997-2002) or Land Rover Range Rover Sport HSE (2003-Present). It has space for up to a record-breaking 35 passengers.
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Carnegie Deli: Andrew enjoyed a beef tongue sandwich, gefilte fish and chopped chicken liver.
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I might eat there when visiting NYC.  It is near Letterman.  If I go there I will also do it because my parents went there before (if I was fortunate enough to visit in August 2002 (jobs) my parents probably would have taken my brothers and I there).  It will be something that we can relate to.  I can also tell this to my friends who have been there.  It will also provide a good comparison for the local deli (the last time I ate there Saddam was in power) and more importantly, Katz's.  However eating at the Carnegie Deli will make me feel better about myself.  Nobody will make me feel like a second class citizen.  I love the fact that the Carnegie Deli doesn't take plastic.  I think I will use my old bills (bills that were made before August 2002 (jobs)) to pay for my food.
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I bet you this SUV uses diesel fuel.
  
 
== Theme Song ==
 
== Theme Song ==
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The theme song was sung by [[Hank Williams Jr.]].
 
The theme song was sung by [[Hank Williams Jr.]].
  
''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br/>Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br />Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br/>It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!
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''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br />It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
 
''Hey, hey!''
 
''Hey, hey!''
  
''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br/>Sixty five tons of American pride!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br />Sixty five tons of American pride!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''Top of the line in utility sports,<br/>Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Top of the line in utility sports,<br />Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br/>She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br/>Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
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''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br />She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!''
  
 
''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
 
''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
* {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
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* {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}}  
* {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}
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* {{Game|The Simpsons Hit & Run}}
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** {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}  
* {{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
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**** {{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
  
 
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[[Category:Vehicles]]
 
[[Category:Vehicles]]

Revision as of 19:47, January 1, 2010

Canyonero
Vehicle Information

Carnegie Deli: Andrew enjoyed a beef tongue sandwich, gefilte fish and chopped chicken liver.

I might eat there when visiting NYC.  It is near Letterman.  If I go there I will also do it because my parents went there before (if I was fortunate enough to visit in August 2002 (jobs) my parents probably would have taken my brothers and I there).  It will be something that we can relate to.  I can also tell this to my friends who have been there.  It will also provide a good comparison for the local deli (the last time I ate there Saddam was in power) and more importantly, Katz's.  However eating at the Carnegie Deli will make me feel better about myself.  Nobody will make me feel like a second class citizen.  I love the fact that the Carnegie Deli doesn't take plastic.  I think I will use my old bills (bills that were made before August 2002 (jobs)) to pay for my food.

I bet you this SUV uses diesel fuel.

Theme Song

The theme song was sung by Hank Williams Jr..

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Hey, hey!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!

Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

Appearances