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The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture 2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection Template:TableBodyBottom 27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding 8:00 Hayride To Heaven 3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday 4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic: When Homer Met Satan 5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God Also: The Be Sharps Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" Template:TableBodyBottom 88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy Template:TableBodyBottom 97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal Template:TableBodyBottom 102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere 6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno 7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes No Shirt No Salvation 8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims Template:TableBodyBottom 170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking Template:TableBodyBottom 175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s Template:TableBodyBottom The Listen Lady Is In Template:TableBodyBottom Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes 9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive 10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer Template:TableBodyBottom 221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic: Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins 11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor Template:TableBodyBottom 234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary Template:TableBodyBottom 237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic: Life In Hell Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. Template:TableBodyBottom 241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM 13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! Template:TableBodyBottom 291 "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral 14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee Template:TableBodyBottom 300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist Template:TableBodyBottom 301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano Template:TableBodyBottom Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer 15 328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) Template:TableBodyBottom 334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? 16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs Template:TableBodyBottom 343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange Template:TableBodyBottom 355 "Home Away From Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway Template:TableBodyBottom 356 "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? 17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s Template:TableBodyBottom Quit St aling Our L tt rs Template:TableBodyBottom 365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young Template:TableBodyBottom 372 "Million Dollar Abie" Today's Topic: Jesus Hates You Template:TableBodyBottom 377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion 18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife Template:TableTopColRowspan Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone Template:TableBodyBottom We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing 19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol Template:TableBodyBottom 405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" Template:TableBodyBottom Scaredy Cats Not Wanted 20 435 "Wedding For Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach 200px 21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge Template:TableBodyBottom 455 "Postcards From the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon Template:TableBodyBottom 462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim 22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral 23 501 "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" This Week's Sermon Pray for: Bart vandalized the marquee. Template:TableTopColRowspan "Level 1" and "Level 4" Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame Template:TableBodyBottom "Level 7" No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. The Simpsons Winter Wingding Issue 2 "The Christmas That Lasted Forever!" Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again Template:TableBodyBottom Issue 3 "Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus" Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! Template:TableBodyBottom Issue 4 "Off the Grid" To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat