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| − | '' | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} And we will do anything, including but not limited to anything, to make your stay here tolerable. |
| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need—it's yours. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I've never wanted a beer worse in my life. ''[Marge hands him a beer]'' I love you, honey. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you talking to me or the beer? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} To you, my bubbly, long-necked, beechwood-aged lover. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at [[Lake Titicaca]]. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} Hello, let's hear some numbers. I got a nice diagonal goin'. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} B-3. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} You sunk my battleship! | ||
| + | :''[seniors laughs]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} G-52. | ||
| + | {{qf|Jasper}} You sunk my battleship! | ||
| + | :''[seniors laughs]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, I got a bingo! What do I win? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} A banana! | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} A whole one? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yep! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} That's the prize?! A banana? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Their natural mushiness prevents choking and promotes regularity. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun, like cigars or booze. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas, but it led to widespread de-shawling. | ||
| + | {{qf|Old Jewish man}} And that's what they get for wearing such tight little shawls. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} So, Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} That place sucks! The nurses don't let Grampa do anything. They practically chew his food for him. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Lucky stiff. I'm working my ass off here. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Grampa}} If I get up, somebody'll take my chair. | ||
| + | {{qf|Jasper}} Got that right. It's the only one left with padding. | ||
| + | {{qf|Seniors}} ''[rubbing the chair enviously]'' Padding... | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes! | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} What did he say? Put on our tuxedoes? | ||
| + | {{qf|Old Jewish man}} I want some taquitos. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Grampa}} Medication time? Hot dog! Gimme, gimme, gimme! | ||
| + | :''[the old folks clamor around for their medication]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} But I've set you free. No more nap time, no more bingo. You can do whatever you want! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Sweet elderly lady]]}} Let's play bingo! | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} Yeah, let's play bingo! | ||
| + | {{qf|Jasper}} You sunk my battleship. | ||
| + | :''[seniors laughs]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, it's not fair. I'm not supposed to die now. I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of fifteen. | ||
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Jack LaLanne}}}} Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher. | ||
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- Mayor Quimby: And we will do anything, including but not limited to anything, to make your stay here tolerable.
- Chief Wiggum: Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need—it's yours.
- Homer: I've never wanted a beer worse in my life. [Marge hands him a beer] I love you, honey.
- Marge: Are you talking to me or the beer?
- Homer: To you, my bubbly, long-necked, beechwood-aged lover.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy!
- Old Jewish man: Hello, let's hear some numbers. I got a nice diagonal goin'.
- Lisa: B-3.
- Jasper Beardley: You sunk my battleship!
- [seniors laughs]
- Lisa: G-52.
- Jasper: You sunk my battleship!
- [seniors laughs]
- Grampa: Oh, I got a bingo! What do I win?
- Lisa: A banana!
- Grampa: A whole one?
- Lisa: Yep!
- Bart: That's the prize?! A banana?
- Lisa: Their natural mushiness prevents choking and promotes regularity.
- Bart: They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun, like cigars or booze.
- Lisa: We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas, but it led to widespread de-shawling.
- Old Jewish man: And that's what they get for wearing such tight little shawls.
- Marge: So, Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism?
- Bart: That place sucks! The nurses don't let Grampa do anything. They practically chew his food for him.
- Homer: Lucky stiff. I'm working my ass off here.
- Grampa: If I get up, somebody'll take my chair.
- Jasper: Got that right. It's the only one left with padding.
- Seniors: [rubbing the chair enviously] Padding...
- Bart: Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!
- Grampa: What did he say? Put on our tuxedoes?
- Old Jewish man: I want some taquitos.
- Grampa: Medication time? Hot dog! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- [the old folks clamor around for their medication]
- Bart: But I've set you free. No more nap time, no more bingo. You can do whatever you want!
- Sweet elderly lady: Let's play bingo!
- Grampa: Yeah, let's play bingo!
- Jasper: You sunk my battleship.
- [seniors laughs]
- Bart: Oh, it's not fair. I'm not supposed to die now. I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of fifteen.
- Jack LaLanne: Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher.
