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Latest revision as of 18:10, September 18, 2024
- Not to be confused with Love in the Time of Scurvy.
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Love in a Time of Scurvy is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Eek! The town is overrun with rats!
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Ugh. Can't believe I just said "eek".
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You call this overrun? This ain't overrun. I can still see the floor, most places.
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Hey, if I got rid of the rats, do you think THAT would make Marge love me again?
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Shrug. That's how uninvested in your question I am. I'm actually saying the word "shrug" out loud.
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I'll take that as a "yes"!
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| Task: "Make Homer Tempt Fate". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Heeeeeelp! Raaaaaaats!
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Marge!
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It's pronounced Marrrrrge, ye beached whale. And that's me girl yer talkin' too.
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Alternate Timeline Pirate Artie Ziff!
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That's Arrrrrtie -- with five rrrrrs. I'll hear if you miss one.
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| After finishing the task
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This is it! I can make Marge love me if I save her from a life of hatch-battening, parrot-swabbing, and buckle-swashing.
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Quest reward:  600 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm assembling a pirate crew, and I need recruits!
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What are the terms of employment? I've been cheated by pirates before. Unbelievable, I know, but true.
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I'm looking for fifty good men. Every man gets 100% of all booty plundered.
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Make it 110%, and you've got yerself a crew.
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Task: "Make Homer Assemble a Crew". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Join Homer's Crew" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours.
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Your men are ready to fight and die for you, Cap'n Homer. What are your orders?
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Shiver those timbers, men! Hoist up the keel! Avast those mateys! We're huntin' Ziffs!
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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If we're to stand a chance against Pirate Captain Ziff, my crew, we'll need to sharpen yer skills.
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You mean like sailing, sword fighting, and swashbuckling?
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I was thinking more of drinking rum, sea shanties, and drinking grog.
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Can we skip the shanties?
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Done and done. Begin training montage!
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Task: "Make Homer Teach the Ways of the Pirate". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Learn the Ways of the Pirate" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours.
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I love you guys. I mean -- *hic!* -- fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still... I love you guys.
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer, we're running out of rum, we keep sailing in circles, and I got scurvy. Mind you, I had it already.
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Arrrrr. As a man of the sea, I may be able to help. Let's cheat.
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Cheat? But I'm a pirate! It is simply not done!
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What if we stop pretending we're in pirate times, and we use modern guns, radar, and computers to take down our foe?
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Wait, we have access to those? Know what? Fine. You do a time travel story, this is what you get.
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| Task: "Make Homer's Crew Fight With Future Technology" (x5). The jobs take place at Homer's Workbench and take 4 hours.
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This isn't the last you've heard of me! I shall return in Pirates of Springfield 2: On Dumber Tides!
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| Quest reward: 600 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez.
