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Revision as of 17:02, May 8, 2024
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Celeb-o-mania is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 31 content update. The questline unlocks Wolfcastle and Wolfcastle's Mansion.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Er, um, Mr. Burns, I’m worried that at the rate we’re rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.
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We’re running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don’t have any garbage service.
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And I receive a lot of complaints that it’s too difficult to find people when they’re walking around.
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The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about “something.” Eventually that “something” could turn into something.
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We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!
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I’m not sure he’ll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.
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Ugh. Catholics. If they’re not denying shame, they’re making it up.
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A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.
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Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.
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| Task: "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 4 hours.
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| Build: Wolfcastle's Mansion
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| New Character: Wolfcastle
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.
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The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.
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That’s not all we got you.
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You’re now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.
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Distract?
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Oh, that’s just my way of saying “entertain.”
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TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". The task takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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Excellent.
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These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.
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Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste". The task takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits.
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I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have.
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Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.
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Skinner, I need real health insurance.
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I’m tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!
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Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!
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| Tasks: "Make Wolfcastle Pose" and "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break" (x3). Wolfcastle's task takes 8 hours and Mrs. Krabappel's task takes total 10 minutes each time.
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If this is the new health plan, I’ll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
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Today’s finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.
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Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?
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Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I’m Team Brockman…
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… and I’m Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let’s go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV.
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| Tasks: "Make Carl Drink at Moe's" and "Make Lenny Drink at Moe's". The tasks take place at Moe's Tavern and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
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Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.
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Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?
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I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!
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I haven’t seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.
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We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.
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Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.
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If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.
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Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow". The task takes place at Channel 6 and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.
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Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?
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Comic Book Person imagines an audience for ‘Comic Book Man,’ vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.
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Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make ‘Sassy Mamas’ a hit.
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That Viggums boy doesn’t get that on ‘Little Wiggy Poo Poo’ he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.
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All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?
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I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.
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I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.
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Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion". The task takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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