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| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Looking at [[Handsome quarterback|the quarterback]] for the [[Boston Americans]] on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ugh. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[reading The Wizard of Oz]'' Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} The only [[Boston]] wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Boston fan 1]]}} That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Boston fan 2]]}} We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Boston fan 1}} You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! ''[they start kissing their hands]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Boston fan 1}} Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jay}} So don't I. Frigging doorknobs ''[they laugh]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Boston fan 1}} Automatic! ''[they kiss their hands again]'' | |
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- Moe Szyslak: [Looking at the quarterback for the Boston Americans on the television] I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
- Marge: I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
- Homer: Ugh.
- Homer: [reading The Wizard of Oz] Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!
- Lenny Leonard: The only Boston wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
- Boston fan 1: That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
- Moe: Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
- Lenny Leonard: Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
- Boston fan 2: We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
- Boston fan 1: You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! [they start kissing their hands]
- Homer: You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
- Boston fan 1: Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
- Jay: So don't I. Frigging doorknobs [they laugh]
- Boston fan 1: Automatic! [they kiss their hands again]
