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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too.
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too.
 
{{qf|Homer}} Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it.
 
{{qf|Homer}} Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it.
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, if I’m not mistaken, Dad, the tire just blew.
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{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Thank you nature.
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} What a beautiful paganistic day! Come on, Maggie, let's dance.
 
 
{{qf|Lisa}} What a beautiful paganistic day. Come on, [[Maggie]], let's dance.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} What a beautiful paganistic day. Come on, [[Maggie]], let's dance.
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{{qf|Homer}} [annoyed] Grab that tire iron, boy.
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{{qf|Bart}} We pagans would like to help you Homer, but it's against out beliefs to soil our hands with the greasy tools of sin.
 
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''[During Bart's speech, we see that Lisa and Maggie are dancing in an unusual manner.  Lisa chants incoherently.]''
 
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, Maggie, knock that nonsense off.
 
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''[Maggie falls down from the strain of it all.  The sky darkens.]''
 
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{{qf|Bart}} It's too late, Dad.
 
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''[Bart heads into the car.  It starts to rain.]''
 
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{{qf|Homer}} What the hell are you talking about?
 
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''[The kids are safely tucked in the car.]''
 
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{{qf|Bart}} Pagan rain dance Works every time.
 
 
{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Mom! Dad! Look! We're pagans!
 
{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Mom! Dad! Look! We're pagans!
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{{qf|Homer}} Why those little.  
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{{qf|Homer}} Why those little. ''[chases after the kids]''
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''[Homer chases the kids and animals running (his suit all tattered), who head into the church. The doors close behind them. homer bursts in, and we see that the kids and animals
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are seated in the front pew.]''
 
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our sanctuary.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our sanctuary.
 
{{qf|Bart}} Yes, but still my pagan soul yearns to roam free.
 
{{qf|Bart}} Yes, but still my pagan soul yearns to roam free.

Latest revision as of 16:55, June 13, 2023


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Homer: You kids better behave in church today.
Bart: I don't see why I have to go anyway. I'm a pagan.
Homer: Bart!
Lisa: I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too.
Homer: Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it.
Lisa: What a beautiful paganistic day. Come on, Maggie, let's dance.
Bart and Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look! We're pagans!
Homer: Why those little. [chases after the kids]
Lisa: Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our sanctuary.
Bart: Yes, but still my pagan soul yearns to roam free.
Lisa: No problem. After the sermon, we'll make a run for it.
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