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Whacking Day unused quest

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Whacking Day
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Required characters: Multiple

The following is the origial unused Whacking Day quest of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was added to the files but never used, and is part of the unreleased content. The Whacking Day quest was released instead.

Quest tasks[edit]

Quest Tasks
Getting Carried Away Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House
I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick
Wing Chun For Dummies Place Practice Snakes and Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes
Getting All Tarzan Make Bare Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake
Snake Rocks Rock! Whack Snakes
008: License to Whack Whack Snakes
King of the Whackers Whack Snakes
I Want A Snake Stump
Hatching Snakes0
Hatching Snakes1
Whacking Day Has Arrived Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework and Make Homer Snake Hunt!
Whacking Day Pt. 1 Whack Snakes
Whacking Day Pt. 2 Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
Whacking Day Pt. 3 Make Apu Do a Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift
Whacking Day Pt. 4 Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt. 5 Make Cletus Shoot Snakes
Whacking Day Pt. 6 Make Homer Snake Hunt!
Whacking Day Pt. 7 Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
Whacking Day Pt. 8 Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
Whacking Day Pt. 9 Make Apu Relax in the Brown House
Whacking Day Pt. 10 Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake
Whacking Day Pt. 11 Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt. 12 Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger
Whacking Day Pt. 13 Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
Whacking Day Pt. 14 Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
Whacking Day Pt. 15 Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
Whacking Day Pt. 16 Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom
Whacking Day Pt. 17 Make Homer Snake Hunt!

Getting Carried Away[edit]

Ninja Homer Whack! Whack, whack whack! Aww, I need more things to smash with my whacking stick.

I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew[edit]

Lisa Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
Ninja Homer Yes honey.
Lisa Then what should I do?
Ninja Homer Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
Lisa Yeah...

Wing Chun For Dummies[edit]

Ninja Homer New Practice Snakes.

Getting All Tarzan[edit]

Milhouse Help! Snake!
Bare Chested Willie Hey Snakey, let the lad go. Time for some one-on-one time with ME.

Snake Rocks Rock![edit]

Homer Oh my god, Snake Rocks! Now I can get even more snakes. My life is complete.

Whacking Day Has Arrived[edit]

Homer What's your problem?
Lisa Whacking Day's coming.
Homer Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!
Lisa But killing snakes is evil.
Homer Maybe so Lisa, but its part of our oh-so-human nature.
Lisa Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done.

Whacking Day[edit]

Whacking Day Pt. 2[edit]

Apu Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE!

Whacking Day Pt. 3[edit]

Apu Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess.

Whacking Day Pt. 4[edit]

Homer Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!
Ned Oh, I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong.
Homer Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab.
Ned I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!

Whacking Day Pt. 5[edit]

Cletus Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?
Homer If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?
Cletus Doesn't seem very sporting...
Homer Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary.
Cletus Well said, fat man.

Whacking Day Pt. 6[edit]

Homer I can't let some hillbilly out Whack me!

Whacking Day Pt. 7[edit]

Lisa That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!
Homer They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones.
Lisa Those aren't crimes!

Whacking Day Pt. 8[edit]

Apu Snake hunters of Springfield, come to the Kwik-E-Mart for my new promotion. The first person to guess the correct weight of the bag of snakes I've hidden somewhere in the store gets a free squishee!

Whacking Day Pt. 9[edit]

Apu Oh no, not again... I need a vacation.

Whacking Day Pt. 10[edit]

Milhouse Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake.

Whacking Day Pt. 11[edit]

Ned Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!

Whacking Day Pt. 12[edit]

Homer Phew! Whacking certainly is a workout. I need to replenish my precious, precious fat reserves.

Whacking Day Pt. 13[edit]

Lisa Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you.
Skinner Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about...
Lisa We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel.
Skinner ...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?
Lisa But that's way past my bedtime!
Skinner Sorry Lisa, gotta run.

Whacking Day Pt. 14[edit]

Lisa Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?
Skinner What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?

Whacking Day Pt. 15[edit]

Lisa Fine, then I'll do this on my own.

Whacking Day Pt. 16[edit]

Skinner Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?
Willie Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots.
Skinner I wonder why you never hear people talk about the wisdom of the ancient Scots?
Willie Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself.

Whacking Day Pt. 17[edit]

Homer I've gotta find more snakes to whack.?!

See also[edit]