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Two Men and a Desk
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| Two Men and a Desk
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Two Men and a Desk is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires the Robot Rumble Announcers to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark
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Contractors broke ground on my new backyard pool yesterday. Pretty sweet, right?
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Wow, that's brave. A fad like battle robots could dry up any second, and you'll be stuck with that home improvement loan.
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What are you talking about? Even if the robot thing goes away, there's plenty of stuff we could announce and do commentary for!
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Maybe you're right! This could be an opportunity to escape our sick addiction to robot violence. Where do we start?
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How about sumo wrestling? Its like robot rumble but with fat guys in diapers instead of robots, and belly-bops instead of buzzsaws.
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This quasi-ceremonial ritual could be a way out of the hell we've made for ourselves.
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I both want that and don't want that, you know what I mean?
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I hear you!
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Boo-yah!
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Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Call a Sumo Match". The job takes place at Sumo Stadium, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Convention Center, or the Robot Rumble Arena and takes 4 hours.
If Sakatumi is owned: Task: "Make Sakatumi Wonder Who These Clowns Are". The job takes place at Sumo Stadium, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Who can resist the glorious slap of flab-on-flab action, am I right?
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Indeed! We have a heated match here, as the guy in the red diaper appears to give some form of atomic wedgie to the guy in the blue diaper!
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Hey! It's called a mawashi! How about a little cultural respect, you jerks?
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The sumo wrestlers now appear to be more upset with us than interested in shoving each other, which seems to be all there is to this sport.
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I don't think they liked that last call, Steve.
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HYAAAAH! GET 'EM!
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Run for it!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark
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With her first throw, Janey lets the lucky go, landing in the number-three square!
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That's an unfortunate bounce for her, Steve. She's gonna face one of the more challenging hops if she manages to make it to the return.
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Are you guys seriously announcing hopscotch?
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We're multitalented.
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That's right.
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Make them go away! They're creepy.
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Look, just make with the hops, kid. We're streaming this to ViewTube.
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Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Call a Hopscotch Game". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisa Go Get a Teacher". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Girls Try to Play Hopscotch" (x2). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes.
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I'm afraid you gentlemen are going to need leave the playground.
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With all due respect, ma'am, we're professionals, and we never leave a game uncalled once we start.
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That's right! Besides, who's gonna make us leave? You?
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No. He is.
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I'll gie ye a skelpit lug with me rake, ye gommy nyaffs!
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Ahhh, crazy Scottish man! Run for it!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark
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This is going to be pretty exciting, Dave! With a wall full of new comic books to choose from, new comic book day has never been more unpredictable.
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You said it, Steve! Publishing delays from the holidays mean we're getting TWICE the number of House of Axe-related titles this week!
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What...what is happening?
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Eh, these jokers wanted to announce so I made them purchase five comics — each!
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Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Announce New Comic Book Day". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, Bookaccino's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Nerds Ignore Them and Buy Comics" (x3). The jobs take place at the Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, Bookaccino's, or Visitable Businesses and take 8 hours.
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We're seeing a lot of action around this new issue of The Collider!
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Who can resist this new edgy anti-hero take on the villain?
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Though even a group as relentlessly gullible as comic book fans aren't going to fall for the dreck in the latest Infinite Fatal Crisis Metal series!
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That does it! No one gets to make fun of comic books or comic book fans in my store!
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But you do it all the time.
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"Besides me" was clearly implied at the end of that statement.
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Come on, now. A bit of gentle ribbing is all part of the job.
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I think we should go, Dave. It looks like he's putting on a karate suit or something.
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It's pronounced kara-te!
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And it's a gi, not a suit!
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And...it's your lucky day because it appears to not fit anymore!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark
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You were right. I never should have signed the contract for that pool!
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Without fighting robots, it's back to the Garden Center for me. No one can afford a pool on what the Garden Center pays!
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I know a guy who can help you fake your death, if that helps.
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Hey! Are you them 'nouncer fellers?
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Ah, man. Why, are you going to chase us off? We're not even announcing anything!
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Chase ya off? I need you fellers to announce my latest bizness vencher!
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You do? Really? We're in!
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Okay, but if anyone starts playing a banjo I'm running for it.
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Task: "Make Cletus Live Stream Raccoon Rumble". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Announce Raccoon Rumble". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours.
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*sigh* I can't believe we're announcing fighting raccoons.
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Look, you want to be able to use the pool or not? Shut up and announce!
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Hold the phone! Bandit just hit Garbage Gladiator with a vicious after-the-bell take-down!
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And now his claws are out and he's going in for the kill!
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And here comes the blood!
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Look at that stuff flow!
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We're back, baby!
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Boo yah!
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I feel bad about myself.
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Boo yah!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the American moving company Two Men and a Truck.
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