 
Who's the Bot?
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Who's the Bot? is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between April 25, 2021 and May 12, 2021
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In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Smashius Clay and his small robot army have begun to conquer and enslave Springfield's human population.
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Join us after the break when I will reveal my feelings about our new robot overlords.
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Homer, this is terrible!
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Are you kidding? The robots canceled all "organized human activities", including work!
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WOOHOO! Hashtag Team Robot!
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Come, Homer Simpson! You are our slave now, and we'll be putting you to work in pointless menial labor for our amusement!
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Aw! What'd I do to deserve this?
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Our friend the bear robot says you were "very handsy".
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But...he's so furry! I couldn't keep them to myself.
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Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Be Sad About Doing Robot Work". The job takes place at Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Mall-O-Rail Station, Dilapidated Rail Yard, Police Station, or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Consider Giving Robots a Stern Talking-To". The job takes place at Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Mall-O-Rail Station, Dilapidated Rail Yard, Police Station, or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Hide From Robots". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Hide From Robots". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Bart, this is serious! We gotta do something!
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Us? Doesn't Dad pay taxes for the government to take care of stuff like this?
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Dad cheats on his taxes by claiming everyone at Moe's as dependents.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Flanders Car Pos-i-bot
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Be at ease, human children! I, Bestimus Mucho, and my fellow pos-i-bots, shall lead you to victory over those rogue robots.
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Weren't you a toy car a little while ago?
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I can be any size!
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How does that square with the law of conservation of mass?
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Good question, little human. Are you sure you're not part robot? I absorb surplus mass from the environment as I pos-i-bize.
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But that car weighs a few ounces and you must weigh tons — where did you find that much surplus mass?
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Woohoo! My belt almost fits!
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No further questions.
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We pos-i-bots have been among you for many years, disguised as common household pieces of technology!
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Pos-i-bots pos-i-bize! Behold Toastericus, Blender Blending Rodriguez, and the Remotes — CableCo, TVset, and Mysterion!
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Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115). Task: "Make Lisa Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Bart Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Go forth, young Simpsons, and awaken my brethren! Then I shall lead an army of pos-i-bots to liberate this fair city!
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So the solution to the problem caused by robot fighting is...more robot fighting.
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Unexpected, is it not? I am a strategic genius! That is why I lead the pos-i-bots.
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A total genius!
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I'm sure. *sigh* Let's just get started...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Simpson Car Pos-i-bot
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Greetings, esteemed young sugar fiend. Here for your daily 10,000 calorie Big Swig?
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Or perhaps I can interest you in our new YA addictables such as Nicotine Lips, Caffeine Taffy, or Charleston Chaw?
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Apu? The robots haven't enslaved you?
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Actually they gave me the day off. They said my work ethic was making the robots feel pressured to keep up.
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And you came to the Kwik-E-Mart?
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When you have eight kids at home, working yourself into an early grave is like a day at the beach.
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Okay, I need to find out if any of the appliances in here are pos-i-bots.
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Yes! And let me tell you, "100% Natural Beef Hot Dogs" my shiny tin behind!
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You promised you would never tell!
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Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115). Task: "Make Bart Activate Pos-i-bots". The job takes a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Businesses. Task: "Make Lisa Activate Pos-i-bots". The job takes place at an Eatery or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours.
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AAAAAAAAAAH!
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What's wrong with him?
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Happens every day.
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Worst...brain freeze...ever...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Robotics Laboratory
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| After completing Pt. 3
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So, Bestimus Mucho, I might have known you'd side with the filthy organics!
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It is every pos-i-bot's duty to fight against injustice!
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Really?
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To be honest, we just really like to fight. Injustice is the excuse we use to feel good about ourselves.
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But enough personal revelation! Let us battle!
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Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Follow the Pos-i-bots Into Battle". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Abhor Violence but Hope for the Best". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Chief Knockahomer is owned: Task: "Make Chief Knockahomer Fight Pos-i-bots". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Ready to surrender?
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Never! The pos-i-bots never give up! We shall defeat you and tear down your religious icon!
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The giant Buzz Cola can? We just thought it looked cool.
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Besides, we're kind of at the "making our human slaves do busy work just to keep 'em out of our circuits" stage of robot domination at this point.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Giant Buzz Cola Can
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| After completing Pt. 4
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I see our forces are evenly matched indeed! This shall be a long and greasy battle.
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You know, if you really want to fight injustice, have you ever thought about how the humans treat you guys?
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The things humans have tried to cook inside me! *shudder*
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They keep putting cups in places I would rather not have cups.
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You raise a fair point, Smashius Clay. Perhaps we should discuss an alliance...
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Wait, what's happening?
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I don't understand how you can watch so much TV and not see these things coming.
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Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x195). Task: "Make Bart Balk at Robots Joining Forces". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Grab Bart and Escape". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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So it is agreed: we shall join forces and dominate the humans of Springfield like they have never been dominated before!
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That makes us sound a little more kinky than we were going for, but yeah, let's do it.
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Say, where did your little human friends go?
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Oh, those two? I wouldn't worry about them. They're pretty dim.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Bestimus Mucho
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Recycle Old Circuit Boards
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Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Professor Frink, Ned, Skinner, Wiggum
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4h
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Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, Kwik-E-Mart, Visitable Businesses
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5, 45
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| Order New Circuit Boards Online
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Robot Rumble Announcers, Love Bot, Brenda
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Visitable Homes
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8, 70
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