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Who's the Bot?
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Rise of the Robots
Required characters: Homer, Bart, Lisa
Optional characters: Marge, Chief Knockahomer, Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): WhosTheBot
ID(s): 243011 - 243015
Previous quest(s): Dances With Robots
Next quest(s): Little Big Borg


Who's the Bot? is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between April 25, 2021 and May 12, 2021
Brockman In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Smashius Clay and his small robot army have begun to conquer and enslave Springfield's human population.
Brockman - Grim Join us after the break when I will reveal my feelings about our new robot overlords.
Marge - Surprised Homer, this is terrible!
Homer - Happy Are you kidding? The robots canceled all "organized human activities", including work!
Homer - Woo Hoo WOOHOO! Hashtag Team Robot!
Smashius Clay Come, Homer Simpson! You are our slave now, and we'll be putting you to work in pointless menial labor for our amusement!
Homer - Sad Aw! What'd I do to deserve this?
Smashius Clay Our friend the bear robot says you were "very handsy".
Homer - Guilty But...he's so furry! I couldn't keep them to myself.
Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Be Sad About Doing Robot Work". The job takes place at Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Mall-O-Rail Station, Dilapidated Rail Yard, Police Station, or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Consider Giving Robots a Stern Talking-To". The job takes place at Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Mall-O-Rail Station, Dilapidated Rail Yard, Police Station, or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Hide From Robots". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Hide From Robots". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Worried Bart, this is serious! We gotta do something!
Bart - Curious Us? Doesn't Dad pay taxes for the government to take care of stuff like this?
Lisa - Annoyed Dad cheats on his taxes by claiming everyone at Moe's as dependents.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Flanders Car Pos-i-bot

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bestimus Mucho Be at ease, human children! I, Bestimus Mucho, and my fellow pos-i-bots, shall lead you to victory over those rogue robots.
Lisa - Confused Weren't you a toy car a little while ago?
Bestimus Mucho - Happy I can be any size!
Lisa - Suspicious How does that square with the law of conservation of mass?
Bestimus Mucho Good question, little human. Are you sure you're not part robot? I absorb surplus mass from the environment as I pos-i-bize.
Lisa - Curious But that car weighs a few ounces and you must weigh tons — where did you find that much surplus mass?
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo! My belt almost fits!
Lisa - Eyes Closed No further questions.
Bestimus Mucho We pos-i-bots have been among you for many years, disguised as common household pieces of technology!
Bestimus Mucho - Happy Pos-i-bots pos-i-bize! Behold Toastericus, Blender Blending Rodriguez, and the Remotes — CableCo, TVset, and Mysterion!
Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115).
Task: "Make Lisa Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Bestimus Mucho - Happy Go forth, young Simpsons, and awaken my brethren! Then I shall lead an army of pos-i-bots to liberate this fair city!
Lisa - Suspicious So the solution to the problem caused by robot fighting is...more robot fighting.
Bestimus Mucho Unexpected, is it not? I am a strategic genius! That is why I lead the pos-i-bots.
Bart - Happy A total genius!
Lisa - Sad I'm sure. *sigh* Let's just get started...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Simpson Car Pos-i-bot

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Apu Greetings, esteemed young sugar fiend. Here for your daily 10,000 calorie Big Swig?
Apu - Happy Or perhaps I can interest you in our new YA addictables such as Nicotine Lips, Caffeine Taffy, or Charleston Chaw?
Bart - Surprised Apu? The robots haven't enslaved you?
Apu Actually they gave me the day off. They said my work ethic was making the robots feel pressured to keep up.
Bart - Curious And you came to the Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu - Happy When you have eight kids at home, working yourself into an early grave is like a day at the beach.
Bart Okay, I need to find out if any of the appliances in here are pos-i-bots.
Hot Dog Cooker Bot Yes! And let me tell you, "100% Natural Beef Hot Dogs" my shiny tin behind!
Apu - Surprised You promised you would never tell!
Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x115).
Task: "Make Bart Activate Pos-i-bots". The job takes a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Businesses.
Task: "Make Lisa Activate Pos-i-bots". The job takes place at an Eatery or Visitable Businesses and takes 4 hours.
Squishee Machine Bot AAAAAAAAAAH!
Bart - Surprised What's wrong with him?
Hot Dog Cooker Bot Happens every day.
Squishee Machine Bot Worst...brain freeze...ever...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Robotics Laboratory

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Smashius Clay So, Bestimus Mucho, I might have known you'd side with the filthy organics!
Bestimus Mucho It is every pos-i-bot's duty to fight against injustice!
Smashius Clay Really?
Bestimus Mucho - Happy To be honest, we just really like to fight. Injustice is the excuse we use to feel good about ourselves.
Bestimus Mucho - Annoyed But enough personal revelation! Let us battle!
Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x155).
Task: "Make Bart Follow the Pos-i-bots Into Battle". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Abhor Violence but Hope for the Best". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Chief Knockahomer is owned: Task: "Make Chief Knockahomer Fight Pos-i-bots". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Smashius Clay Ready to surrender?
Bestimus Mucho - Annoyed Never! The pos-i-bots never give up! We shall defeat you and tear down your religious icon!
Smashius Clay The giant Buzz Cola can? We just thought it looked cool.
Smashius Clay Besides, we're kind of at the "making our human slaves do busy work just to keep 'em out of our circuits" stage of robot domination at this point.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Giant Buzz Cola Can

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Bestimus Mucho - Annoyed I see our forces are evenly matched indeed! This shall be a long and greasy battle.
Smashius Clay You know, if you really want to fight injustice, have you ever thought about how the humans treat you guys?
Hot Dog Cooker Bot The things humans have tried to cook inside me! *shudder*
Squishee Machine Bot They keep putting cups in places I would rather not have cups.
Bestimus Mucho You raise a fair point, Smashius Clay. Perhaps we should discuss an alliance...
Bart - Confused Wait, what's happening?
Lisa - Annoyed I don't understand how you can watch so much TV and not see these things coming.
Task: "Collect Circuit Boards" (x195).
Task: "Make Bart Balk at Robots Joining Forces". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Grab Bart and Escape". The job takes place at Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Smashius Clay So it is agreed: we shall join forces and dominate the humans of Springfield like they have never been dominated before!
Bestimus Mucho That makes us sound a little more kinky than we were going for, but yeah, let's do it.
Smashius Clay Say, where did your little human friends go?
Bestimus Mucho - Happy Oh, those two? I wouldn't worry about them. They're pretty dim.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Bestimus Mucho

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Recycle Old Circuit Boards Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Professor Frink, Ned, Skinner, Wiggum 4h Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, Kwik-E-Mart, Visitable Businesses Circuit Board5, XP45
Order New Circuit Boards Online Robot Rumble Announcers, Love Bot, Brenda Visitable Homes Circuit Board8, XP70