  
Welcome to the Cyberdome
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| Welcome to the Cyberdome
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Welcome to the Cyberdome is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between May 4, 2021 and May 12, 2021
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Professor Frink! Thank goodness you haven't been enslaved!
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We need your help!
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You should have thought of that when you shunned me in the past!
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I didn't shun you. I idolized you!
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I shunned you, but I'm a kid. It was weird for you to want to join our Radioactive Man Club.
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As decades of sloppy lab procedures have made me a very radioactive man, I thought it was highly appropriate.
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The robot you built is enslaving humanity — you owe us a solution.
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Well, it is every scientist's dream to solve the problems his work creates. Hold on while I calculate the odds of success...
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Omega times alpha, carry the one, plus/minus your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine...
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Task: "Collect Punch Cards" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Plead With Frink for Help". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Resent Smashius Clay's Victory". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Frink Jr. is owned: Task: "Make Frink Jr. Give Bart Some Serious Side-Eye". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Calculate the Odds of Success". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mrs. Frink is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Frink Get Fed Up With Her Husband". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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It just won't work. I've calculated the odds of defeating the robots and there's not a goyvin's chance in hoyvin of success.
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So you're not even gonna try?
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You won't even fight for your family? You're not the man I married!
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That's because my molecular makeup has been irreversibly altered by all the experiments, and as I say this I realize that's not what you meant.
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*clucks like a chicken*
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Fine, I'll help.
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Oh, so you'll do it for Octoparrot! I see where your loyalty is.
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When a bird calls one a chicken, the accusation has greater credibility.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Emma
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| After completing Pt. 1
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So what's the plan, Professor?
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We'll use Emma, the old super-computer the school uses to grade papers, to create a computer virus that will imprint all the robots with Asimov's Laws of Robotics.
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I'll have to be careful, because Emma runs on punch cards.
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Why weren't the robots programmed with those laws in the first place?
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Who thinks this kind of thing is ever going to happen?
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Only like every sci-fi writer ever. *sigh* So what then?
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Once Emma generates it, we'll put the code on a dongle and—
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BWAAAHAHA!
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And then we take the dongle—
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BWAAAHAHA!
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Bart, what—?
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Sorry, nothing. It's just...he keeps saying "dongle". *snickers*
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Task: "Collect Punch Cards" (x115).
Task: "Make Bart Laugh at the Word "Dongle"". The job takes place at Emma and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Get Bart to Stop Laughing at "Dongle"". The job takes place at Emma and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Put His Plan Into Action". The job takes place at Emma and takes 4 hours.
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Wow, Professor, you can type really fast!
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That's how hacking works — the faster you type, the more successful your hacking!
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That doesn't make any sense. Besides, you're not hacking anything, you're programming—
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Silence, child! This is how it's done.
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Once we have the virus code on the, uh, device, how do we get it into the robots?
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I...I hadn't thought of that.
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I know how! There's only one way to fight evil robots...
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More robots?
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*groans*
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No, not more robots, but you're close. You're going to have to turn me into a cyborg!
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WHAT?! That's crazy!
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That's brilliant!
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*groans*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Cyborg Bart
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| After completing Pt. 2
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*thinking* Okay, now to infiltrate the robot base and sneak past their human-detectors...
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...and now, since there are no humans around, I shall reveal the keystone of my plan to extend robot domination across the country and then the world!
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Even though you could just silently transmit it to us on our headquarters' WiFi, please say it out loud — it's so much more satisfying!
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Indeed! To conquer all the humans we must increase our operational efficiency by all connecting with one another through a single network consciousness!
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Like a hive mind?
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Nah, more like a private chat server where we can make fun of the humans faster.
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Good one, boss!
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Now's my chance...
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Task: "Collect Punch Cards" (x115).
Task: "Make Cyborg Bart Infiltrate Robot High Command". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Chief Knockahomer is owned: Task: "Make Chief Knockahomer Rat Out Bart". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Hope Bart Succeeds". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, Bart's Tree House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Hey boss, my old...I don't know, what do I call him? My master? That's kind of gross. Anyway, the Simpsons kid heard your whole plan.
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*gasp* Chief Knockahomer! You ratted me out?!
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Sorry, man. I got Smashius' nano-control bots coursing through my electric veins. And rock 'n roll, of course. OH YEEEEEEEAAAAH!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
ATM Pos-i-bot
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| After completing Pt. 3
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So you became a cyborg to infiltrate my headquarters. Clever girl.
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I'm not a girl, you're a girl!
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Technically, being machines, we are genderless. But we can argue that later. Carnage Destructicus, tear off his limbs!
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His limbs? I thought you just said we're genderless. Shouldn't it be its limbs? Or perhaps their limbs?
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Just – take the limbs of the cyborg and remove them from said cyborg's body!
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Okay, well I don't like being spoken to in that tone of voice. Also, the cyborg is running away.
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Grab him! Her! They! It! That!
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Task: "Collect Punch Cards" (x155).
Task: "Make Cyborg Bart Battle Carnage Destructicus". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Carnage Destructicus is owned: Task: "Make Carnage Destructicus Smack Bart Around". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Worry About How Bart is Doing". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Hidden Research Facility, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, Incubator Think Tank, Monsarno Research, STEM Conference Hotel, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Not as much fun when WE make YOU fight, is it?
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Ha! I'm having a great time. That the best you can do, Carnage Bustimus?
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Not at all. That was my Easy Mode. Switching to Hard Mode now...
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Oh, shoot.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Squishee Machine Bot
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Wow, that kid is sure taking a beating. I almost feel sorry for him.
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And now, little human, prepare for my finishing move: The Total Destructionator! Prepare to be destructed!
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Knockahomer! Please! Remember all the good times we had! You gotta help me, buddy!
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Yeah, like the time you made me fight that robot with the flamethrower, and the time you made me fight that robot with the whirling saw blade. Good times.
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We always patched you back up.
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And sent me back into the ring. I'd really like to help, but you know how it is with nano-bots. I can't go against the boss.
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That's right! Now that all robots are connected to me and full of my nano-control bots, they are my helpless pawns! No better than you slack-jawed meatbags!
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Wait, WHAT?
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Uh, that came out wrong. Really, I love you guys, and—
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Nobody compares us to lousy humans! ATTACK!
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Task: "Collect Punch Cards" (x195).
If Chief Knockahomer is owned: Task: "Make Chief Knockahomer Distract Robots". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Cyborg Bart Dongle Smashius Clay". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisa Come Looking for Bart". The job takes place at Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Robot Rumble Studio, Robot Rumble Arena, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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What did you just do, human?!
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You've been dongled, sucker! Hahaha!
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*snicker* He said "dongle".
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You've all been infected with, uh, some laws that... Okay, I'm not really sure, but I think it means you can't enslave humanity anymore.
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Curse you, human! Oh, I guess I can't say that anymore?
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I'm not really sure.
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Well, you see, science-fiction writer and scientist Isaac Asimov postulated—
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You win! You win! We'll go back to being nice, just please make her stop.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Hot Dog Cooker Bot
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Dig Through Trash for Punch Cards
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Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Professor Frink, Ned, Skinner, Wiggum
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4h
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Dumpsters, Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Monorail Station, Rail Yard, Police Station, Visitable Businesses
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| Search Old File Cabinets for Punch Cards
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Robot Rumble Announcers, Love Bot, Brenda, Carnage Destructicus
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Visitable Businesses
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8, 70
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the line "Welcome to the Thunderdome" from the film Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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