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Pont Du Gard

After placing Pont du Gard: Mom, why are you scrubbing the aqueduct? Drinking water flows though here. Someone could get sick. It hasn't been used for drinking water since the Romans built it two thousand years ago. Lisa, please. Can't I have a little fun on my vacation?

Big Trouble in Little America

Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Okay, just so I understand the premise... In Japan, there's a restaurant chain called "Americatown" that's American-themed and serves American food. Nothing complicated about that. And we're opening an Americatown franchise in Springfield's fake JapanWorld. Not a franchise, Lisa. An unauthorized rip-off. There's nothing more American. Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown (1h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Now to turn Americatown into a genuine Rock and Roll burger joint. I'm talking the kind of giant grease-laden dishes that will bring Guy Fieri running. Step one, décor. We need license plates and electric guitars on every wall. Bart, this is your area. Task: Make Bart Grab Guitars From Wimpy Musicians (1h, Americatown) How am I supposed to get out-of-state license plates for the walls? Either visit your aunts Patty and Selma and see if they have some at the DMV... Or slice open great white sharks and see if they've swallowed any. Fine, sharks. But don't call it a choice when it's not a choice. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: If Americatown is going to be a classic rock and roll burger joint, every menu item needs an over-the-top name. "Homer's Nacho Cheddar Meltdown." "Lynyrd Skynless Chicken Wing Fling." Something about cole slaw. "Slaw and Order: Special Vinegar Unit"? Close but keep working it. Task: Make Lisa Work on Menu Names (4h, Americatown) Task: Make Bart Put Up Guitars (4h, Americatown) Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown (1h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Next step in making Americatown into a great rock and roll burger joint: the rock and roll soundtrack. We need some classic rock songs that we'll play over and over until everyone in the restaurant goes crazy. Elvis Presley! Guns 'n' Roses! The Miles Davis Quintet! Thought I might sneak it onto the playlist. Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Music [x3] (4h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: There's only one more thing to make our restaurant great. Hire some rockin' waitresses. Now, we'll be competing against certain bosom-based restaurant chains, so I'll need my staff to have upper body presence. Hey, if it's boobs you want, l can start today. Task: Make Homer Hire Waitresses (4h, Americatown) Okay, Ginger, as our new waitress, get out there and show 'em what American service is like. Welcome to Americatown. Oh wait, I forgot my order pad. Also, I'm going on a cigarette break. Now that's authentic America. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Cosplay It Again Sam

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark: I love dressing up as a provocative anime character. I fly all over the world to appear at comic conventions. I can live out my fantasy of being an all-powerful woman that everyone adores and fears. Which also pretty much describes my real life working in a comic book store full of nerds. Task: Send Kumiko on a Flight) System Message Keep sending Kumiko on flights to earn event currency! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dispirited Away

Dispirited Away Pt. 1

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark: Comic Book Guy, let's get dressed up as anime characters and pose for photos. I'd love to, my sweet, but I'm in the middle of a Wikipedia edit war. There, once again I have corrected the offending entry. It's spelled "yoghurt", not "yogurt". And now my enemy has changed it back again! Oh, it's going to be a long night. ... Task: Make Kumiko Pose for Photos (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dispirited Away Pt. 2

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark: What kind of husband lets his wife attend the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con all by herself? Would you care to be escorted by a Vulcan who is torn between logic and his all too powerful human needs? Or a guy who couldn't decide on a costume? Perhaps later. Now there is something I most do of utmost importance. Task: Make Sailor Kumiko Compete in the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Costume Contest (4h) And the winner of the costume contest is... Sailor Kumiko! Traditionally, the winner joins the mayor at a delightful private dinner. Hey, last year I won as Bender and I got nothing. By "traditionally" I meant "Now that a woman has won." Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dispirited Away Pt. 3

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark: How did the Con go without me? I won the costume contest and many nerds expressed romantic interest in me. I see. And...? And I am back home to you. You are my husband and my true love. Would you care to engage in our favorite marital bedtime activity? Online ranting? Surely. Task: Reach Level 13 & Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make Comic Book Guy Rant Online (4h, Android's Dungeon) Task: Make Kumiko Read Manga (4h, Android's Dungeon) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Learn About American Values

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark: Task: Make Ralph Learn About American Values (8h, Americatown) Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Vigne de le Sang

La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: This old winery is in pretty bad shape. I'd call the Better Business Bureau, but... I've already stopped caring. Well now, Jesus was a fan of wine, as I recall. With a bit of hard work, we could have this place producing a killer Cabernet in no time! Knock yourself out, Flanders. Seriously, those low-hanging beams in the wine cellar are a hazard. Task: Make Ned Renovate the Chateau (4h, Chateau Maison) Quest reward: Chateau Maison (renovated), Grape Stomping Vat, 100 and 10 Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Phew, that took a lot of effort, but the old Chateau is ready to make wine. Man, I have never suffered so much to get a drink before. And I've had to look at Moe's face while ordering a beer. Yeah, if you can get drunk while staring at my p[i][/i]uss, there's nothing you can't accomplish. Task: Make Bart Stomp on Grapes (4h, Grape Stomping Vat) Anybody for a nice glass of Merlot? Ewww, not after watching Bart stomp all over it. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Krustè With Cheese

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark: Welcome to Le Krusty Burger, France's answer to American fast food. It's served incredibly slowly, and it's dripping with the juices of existential angst and self-pity. On the plus side, the tip is included in the bill. That way you don't notice you're tipping 100%. Task: Make Springfielders Dine at Le Krusty Burger [x5] (1h, Le Krusty Burger) Messieurs, mesdames, did you enjoy your dinner? Dinner?! I thought that was the appetizer. Yes, French portions are as tiny as our pencil-thin moustaches and our military commitment to NATO. But I could bring you another order of US fries. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Eat at Le Krusty Burger

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark: Task: Make Lenny Eat at Le Krusty Burger (2h, Le Krusty Burger) Task: Make Carl Eat at Le Krusty Burger (2h, Le Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A View to Brazil

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: What a beautiful replica of Rio's Sugarloaf Mountain, right down to the cable car. Oh, this cable car is twice as strong as the original. The engineers were warned Homer might ride on it. It's the perfect place for me to show tourists the sights of Springfield. Thank goodness I knitted myself a tour guide umbrella. Task: Make Marge Lead a Tour (1h, Sugarloaf Mountain) Marge will then talk about 3 of the first 12 items in the list, if present in the town, choosing randomly. If none of the items are present, she'll talk about the last 4. To the left you'll see Banana Dictatorship, the home of super-skinny clothes that fit no woman in Springfield. The glittering lights at the casino are reflected off Grampa's bolo tie as he gambles away our inheritance. Over there is the Duff Brewery. Looks like right now they're straining the rats out of the vats. To the right you can see the Escalator to Nowhere, now the second best location from which to view Springfield. From here you can just see King Homer peeking out. Please hide your bananas. If you're blinded by the Mansion of Solid Gold, there's an optician at the end of the tour. Our Monorail lowers property values of every neighborhood it runs through. For the best views of incoming flaming comets, check out the Observatory. Looking at the hills, you can see that a prankster has changed the Springfield sign to read "Springweed." That statue celebrates Jebediah Springfield, the town founder and dedicated polygamist. Oh, look! It's Stephen Hawking, Springfield's smartest man. He invented black holes, and now he lives in one. The Two-Storey Outhouse was built on the site of Springfield's old pauper cemetery. They say ghosts will bum cigarettes. Oooh, you can see my house from here! And Homer sleeping naked in the hammock. The Springfield Nuclear Plant is completely accident-free since it vaporized the town and started this game. Springfield Airport holds the record for most cans of whipped cream confiscated by the TSA. All in Homer's luggage. The shop with a parking lot full of surly teens is the Kwik-E-Mart. Stop in if you need meat-substitute products! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Arc De Tirades

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: The real Arc de Triomphe was built by Napoleon Bonaparte to celebrate his greatest victory. The invention of the pastry called the "Napoleon". Task: Make Homer Eat a Napoleon (1h, Arc de Triomphe) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sparkled Away

Sparkled Away Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark: Mr. Sparkle is here for the best wash! Filth, repent or be cleansed! Uhhh... did anyone get that? He's talking in the language all moms understand... cleaning! Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sparkled Away Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: whistle* Mr. Sparkle lives up to his name! He even cleaned the lint and old chewing gum out of my ears. Good job, Mr. Sparkle. Praise is joy, but dirt that needs obliterating! Think he's asking for a tip? If he can't ask in American, he ain't getting it. Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Continue Cleaning (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sparkled Away Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark: Mr. Sparkle would make the perfect husband. He cleans the house... and that's it. Mr. Sparkle, are you romantically engaged? Join me in my quest to sanitize. How can you not? Whatever you're proposing, I accept! Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean More (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sparkled Away Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Sparkle's exclamation mark: My ancestors smile on my brilliant activities. Mr. Sparkle has gone too far in his quest to clean up repulsive filth. He has tossed out all my hot dogs! He's just made himself the most dangerous enemy of all: a hungry, fat man. Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Clean More (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sparkled Away Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: That's it, Sparkle. Your tyranny of tidiness has gone on too long! Prepare to face the ultimate mess-hole: my garage. Oil stains, tangled Christmas lights, silverfish-filled newspapers, and old clothes so smelly you'd think a rat died in them. Which it did. The clean lifestyle is pleasant. Agree or die! So you accept. You are brave, but a fool. Task: Make Homer Make a Mess of his Garage (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Mr. Sparkle Attempt to Clean Homer's Garage (1h, Simpson House) Oh no, Mr. Sparkle is leaving. You've chased him away, Homer. I travel now with the mermaids. Fukuoka Gochiban! Hey, Homer, you could speak Japanese all along? No, I was just mentioning my favorite brand of ramen noodles. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Practice Walking Softly Like a Ninja

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Practice Walking Softly Like a Ninja (4h, Himeji Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Royal Tokyo

After building Royal Tokyo: Springfield finally has it's very own five-star hotel! I don't see what the big deal is. Everyone who ever comes here always ends up in the brown house, anyway.

Ride the Elevators

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Task: Make Milhouse Ride the Elevators (12h, Royal Tokyo) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Battling Seizure Robots

After unlocking Battling Seizure Robots: Is it really safe having "Battling Seizure Robots" in town? Marge, don't get hung up on the name. They're perfectly fine. Someone please restart my heart.

Low Expectations

Low Expectations Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Ronaldo, my old penpal from Brazil! What are you doing here? Your Mayor brought me here to parade around town in my flamingo costume. That'll cheer the town up! Don't get too excited. He also opened a local branch of my home,"The Filthy Angels Orphanage". Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Low Expectations Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mom, my orphan friend Ronaldo is living in Springfield. Can we adopt him? Oh, that would be wonderful! To live with a proper American family. Not so fast! If we're getting a new son, I want to trade in the old one. Wait, you're saying Ronaldo moves in to our house, and Bart goes to the orphanage?! Suits me. At least there I won't have to listen to a fat man choking on too many pork chops. Task: Reach Level 12 & Build Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Bart Move Into the Orphanage (4h, Filthy Angels Orphanage) Task: Make Bart Move into the Orphanage (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Low Expectations Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: So, Ronaldo, how do you like being adopted by the Simpsons? I'm very hungry. At dinner the food is all eaten before I've even had a chance to unfold my napkin. Even at the orphanage I got three solid bowls of gruel a day. Task: Make Ronaldo Fight Homer for Food (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Low Expectations Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Are you excited, Ronaldo? It's your first day of school at Springfield Elementary. I'm a little scared. I'm the new boy. What if I don't make any friends? Don't worry about that! Consider me your new bestie. Now I'm really worried. Task: Make Ronaldo Go To School (4h, Springfield Elementary) Ronaldo, you're in fourth grade but your math and reading skills are those of an eighth grader. Yes, the Holy Sisters of my orphanage felt that nothing was more important than education. Um, mom, can I go be an orphan? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Low Expectations Pt. 5

After tapping on Ronaldo's exclamation mark: Lisa, after spending time in your house and school, I think I'd rather be an orphan in a flamingo costume. Yes, please take Bart back. He's a terrible example for our children. He's disobedient, disrespectful, and he spray-painted "Mother Superior is a wiener" on the garden wall. Hey, it was an honest criticism. I love the place and I want to make it better. Task: Make Bart Hang out at the Orphanage (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Rio Days-Inn-Ero

After building Rio Days-Inn-Ero: Finally, another hotel where I can have, er, ah consultations with Miss Springfield about er, ah important civic business. And belly massages. I'm afraid I'm shutting this place down. Why? Health violations? Safety? Worse. Torture. We've never seen such a tortured pun name.

Score a Room

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Task: Make Krusty Score a Room (24h, Rio Days-Inn-Ero) Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO!

XOXO! Pt. 1

After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark: Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil! Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way? Indeed we are, ma'am. For the first time ever I'm interested in learning. Task: Make Xoxchitla Educate (4h, Carnival Float) Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO! Pt. 2

After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark: Xoxchitla, your show is the highest rated children's program we've ever had on Channel Six. Ootchy-scootchy wonderful. Actually, it isn't saying a lot. Our other kids program is Krusty. On the other hand, your program has also earned a record number of protests. Which *is* saying a lot. Our other program is Krusty. Task: Make Xoxchitla Read Fan Mail (1h, Carnival Float) Task: Make Ned Flanders Write Protest Letters (1h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO! Pt. 3

After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark: Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans. Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show? Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself. But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning. Task: Reach Level 15 & Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special [x3] (4h, Carnival Float) Task: Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special (4h, KTV Building, Channel 6 or Brown House Characters: Moe, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Apu, Kirk, Comic Book Guy, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Disco Stu, Patty, Herman, Krusty, Otto, Sea Captain, Sanjay, Dr. Nick, Snake, Wiggum, Artie Ziff Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO! Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right? Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate. Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain. But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children. Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven. Task: Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal (4h, Carnival Float) Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown. Really? That's me exactly! Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil. I never see those coming. Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO! Pt. 5

After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark: Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies. We're not fans, we're protesters. We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you. Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football. Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me. Task: Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

XOXO Pt. 6

After tapping on Xoxchitla's exclamation mark: Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest. You see there's really nothing wrong with "Teleboobies." It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex. We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two! When I say "watched", I mean "listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen." Task: Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Platinum Scratcher

After the user logs in on February 26th: The magazines were true! The kids don't go to school, beggars in the street looking for jobs, they even barter with food items for buildings! Is what this magazine says about your education true boy? I dunno, I haven't learned how to read at a first grade level yet. Hi, I'm telethon host Declan Desmond. I'm raising money to improve Springfield's national educational ranking. Buy a platinum Scratch-R today and your gambling habit could push Springfield from last position to second-last, maybe even third-last.

Try and Stop Us Billboard

After placing Try and Stop Us Billboard: Is a threatening billboard really the best way to welcome people into Springfield? Tourists are jewels on the cushion of hospitality. So they deserve to know this place is a craphole.

Robots in the Skies

Robots in the Skies Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: This is an expensive-looking airplane. And just in time. I've been looking for a classy place to pee behind. Task: : Make Homer Pee Behind Planebot (1h, Plane Bot) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Robots in the Skies Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: HOW DARE YOU URINATE ON MY AILERONS?! It was an honest mistake. I thought you were an old junk heap. NOW I'M REALLY ANNOYED. I was going to give a boon to mankind, the secrets to eternal prosperity and peace... But now I'm going to kick your humanoid heinies. Prepare to be destroyed! Get in line. We've already been attacked by robots and aliens. Plus doofus here blew us all to smithereens. I will not be ignored. I'm a planeformer, and I deserve respect! Task: Tap Planebot to Shut Him Up Quest reward: 200 and 20

Tourists Upsell

After the user logs in on March 7th: Three tickets to get the hell out of here, please. Sorry, the new government doesn't allow undocumented immigrants to use the airport. We're American! We're only dressed like this because we're on vacation. Sounds like wall-jumper talk to me! We're from Wisconsin! Wiscon-stan? So you're from the Middle East? No, the Midwest. Ay carumba! System Message Looks like these immigrants are here to stay, get them in the store and give them the jobs no one else wants. Strike three!