The Good, the Bart, and the Loki/Quotes

Quotes

Odin: Loki, once again, for crimes against Asgard, you are banished to Earth.

Loki: Ah. Where to? New York? London? Paris?

Loki: No!

Loki: What would you know of a [changes into Odin] distant, abusive father? And a [changes to Thor] blonde-haired sibling who's always perfect?

Bart: Oh, have I got the family for you.

Homer: Can you turn one pork chop into two?

[Loki turns Homer's pork chop into two pork chops]

Homer: I worship you, great Loki. Command me, O Lord. I renounce all other gods.

Lisa: [as Thor] And I brought the Springfield Avengers with me.

Ralph Wiggum: [as Hulk] I ruined by pants in a brand new way.

Lisa: [as Thor] All right, they're no help.

Barney Gumble: Gee, Moe, I can't believe you gave us drinks on the house tonight.

Loki: [as Moe] That's because I ain't Moe. [changes back to Loki] I'm Loki. And these beers will ruin your lives, dissolve your livers, fill you with remorse. And though they say these bottles are recyclable, they just fill up the ocean! Your planet is dying!

Barney: Still worth it.

Ravonna Renslayer: Loki, I could give my verdict in two words or less, but as you would put it, you stand here accused of tampering with the sacred timeline, philosophically opposing predeterminism, crossing over into forbidden areas of Disney+, taking two spots in the Goofy parking lot, being more popular than all the heroes, having a British accent when you're actually supposed to be from Norway, promising to be good, then breaking your promise like a zillion times, making us sit through numerous mid-credit scenes hoping they advance the story! And will you please wash your nasty hair? Guilty as charged!