New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: A new episode title, “Yellow Mirror”, has been announced!
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Bart: This is it, Lis. They're gonna make you an actual Disney princess. If that's what you really want?
Lisa: Let's see, a lifetime of competition and anxiety as me, versus being totally taken care of? Tough choice. Tough choice.

Loki: It is I, Loki, making another contractually obligated appearance. Though my powers are no match for the accountants at Disney business affairs. [shudders] Merchandising. So beneath me.

Cruella de Vil: Disney gets rid of princesses as soon as they're 20. It's a fact.
Princess: [sobs] I was 19 and three-quarters. Union!

Ursula: And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites.

Mickey Mouse: Aren't you forgetting someone? And don't say narcissistic.
Princes: Sorry, Mickey! Sorry, Mickey! Don't hurt us. Won't happen again! Have you lost weight?