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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately
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| Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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5
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| Update:
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Homerpalooza
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| Requirement(s):
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myPad
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| Required characters:
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Lisa, Marge, Homer, Apu, Nick Delacourt
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| Optional characters:
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Dr. Hibbert, Rev. Lovejoy, Peter D'Abbruzio, Otto, Freddy Freeman, Shredder Stevens, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Rockstar Maggie, Weird Al Yankovic
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| Next quest(s):
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More Rock
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Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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What a beautiful summer day. In the park, families are picnicking, old men are feeding birds…
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You know what would make it perfect? A jazz concert.
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You're right, honey! You should go play your saxophone for them.
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Great idea!
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You must really hate picnickers, Dad.
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It got her saxophone out of the house didn't it?
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| Task: "Make Lisa Play Jazz Music". The job takes 6 seconds.
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Wow, I was at the park eating the birdseed the old men throw, when I heard you play, Lisa.
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You can really honk that horn. How'd you like a job at the bar?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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A gig at your bar? Really? Did Dad put you up to this?
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Not at all… I just love diminished fifths and double syncopation.
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Define “double syncopation”.
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Okay, I admit it. I want to hire you because jazz music drives away the rats.
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Eh, a gig's a gig.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Jam at Moe's Tavern". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds.
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You know what? That live music was fun. I'm almost sorry I jammed these corkscrews in my ears.
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We should throw a jazz festival! We could become the next live music mecca. Like New Orleans, Coachella, Austin!
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Yeah! Why not? Springfield is as hot, gritty, and unpleasant as any of those places. Barely.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Woah, Lisa, you can't just start a jazz festival. Springfield isn't known for jazz.
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In fact, it's known for setting Dave Brubeck's bus on fire when they took the wrong exit and ended up here by mistake.
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Maybe we can work up to it, by putting Springfield on the musical map with a rock festival.
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Yeah, like that Homerpalooza festival I was the star of.
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It was “Hullabalooza”, and you were a creepy sideshow who shot himself with a cannon.
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Task: "Build the Rock Stage". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Jam on the Rock Stage". The job takes place at the Rock Stage and takes 10 seconds.
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Hello Springfield! Thanks for listening to two hours of me randomly banging a guitar I don't know how to play.
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Eh, we're rock fans. We can't tell the difference.
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Quest rewards:  25/ 25/ 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Wow, Dad, your rock stage is working great. The town is filled with rock festival goers.
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Stupid festies! Walking around collecting souvenirs and taking selfies for their Facelook pages. I'll mosh ‘em to Hell!
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Stop, you braindead troll. Ticket sales are keeping this town afloat, after the ongoing monorail disaster.
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So tap on them and collect stubs.
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And if you also happen to get some cuffs, well, I might have a use for them too.
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| Task: "Tap Festival Fans" (x5).
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| Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
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| After tapping on Copyright Lawyer's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, I am a lawyer. I'm looking for Homer Simpson.
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Are you here because his father died and left him an unexpectedly enormous amount in his will?
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No, I'm a lawyer. I never bring good news.
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I am from the record label that owns the rights to the “Sungazer” song you've been playing. We demand you pay us any revenue gained.
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Uh, Homer Simpson is on tour in the next town over. I hear he's totally baked. Go get legal on him.
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| Task: "Drop Lawyers in Other Springfields" (x3).
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| Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Our shows are doing OK, but it doesn't feel like we've hit critical mass.
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You've been critical mass for a long time, tubs.
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If you play more shows, you'll get better. And if you get better, you'll attract a bigger audience.
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It sounds like you're saying, “practice makes perfect”. Which we know is evil school propaganda.
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| Task: "Make Performers Jam" (x2). The job takes place at the Simpson House, Moe's Tavern, Kwik-E-Mart, or Rock Stage and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Merchandise!
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Homerpalooza T-shirts, posters, toilet seat covers! Don't take a poop without sitting on Homer's face! Merch, I say!
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Do a portion of the sales go toward supporting up-and-coming musicians with great potential?
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Well, it's helping to pay for my kids' violin lessons.
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So, no.
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Task: "Build Kwik-E-Merch". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Craft an Item at Kwik-E-Merch".
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| Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Amazing news! I just got a text from my old Sungazer bandmate, Nick Delacourt.
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He needs publicity for his new solo album. Even his ex-wife won't buy it, and she gets half the money.
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Wow. Delacourt is the 95th best rock drummer of all time, according to a meaningless list by Rolling Stone.
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That meaningless list is so ridiculous! Nick Delacourt is worse than Bart? I don't think meaninglessly so!
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Task: "Make Homer and Apu Argue About Pointless Rankings". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Unlock Nick Delacourt".
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| Quest rewards: 25 and 10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Mr. Delacourt, welcome back to Springfield! Your VIP dressing room is ready.
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This “dressing room” is a Kwik-E-Mart restroom. How is this VIP?
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You are the first customer who's ever been allowed to use it.
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| Task: "Make Nick Delacourt Jam on the Rock Stage". The job takes place at the Rock Stage and takes 4 hours.
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| Message
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 2 starts soon!
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| Quest rewards: 50 and 20
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