| Alcatraaaz C.F.P.
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update. It requires Alcatraaaz's Mansion to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark
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A lot of musicians have money problems.
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They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
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But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
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I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.
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| Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 8 hours.
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And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
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By bustin' some rhymes!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark
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If you money's all been spent…
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How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
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That's why my rule of thumb is:
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Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.
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| Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 2 hours.
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If you've listened and you've learned…
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Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
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*mic drop*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark
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I like my rings and my blings…
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And the crib that I am livin' in.
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I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
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But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
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Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.
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| Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 2 hours.
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Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
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Living interest-free is the only way to be.
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*mic drop*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark
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Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
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But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
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So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
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Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
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Man, what more do I have to say?
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Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 4 hours.
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I don't bother saving money for when I'm old.
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I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
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You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
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You know, you are really helpful.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark
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Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas…
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Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa.
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They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'.
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You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine.
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| Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 8 hours.
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Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
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Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
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Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
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Also good.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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