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One Track Mind

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One Track Mind
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Monorail
Required characters: Conductor Homer, Lisa, Homer
Optional characters: Professor Frink
Previous quest(s): Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5

One Track Mind is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update.


Pt. 1[edit]

August 30, 2015
Conductor Homer - Angry I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it...
Conductor Homer -if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction.
Sebastian Cobb I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD.
Lisa I think PTSD is already taken.
Sebastian Cobb You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft.
Sebastian Cobb For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep.
Task: "Make Homer Get Some Sleep". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Next Quest: Derailed

Pt. 2[edit]

Previous Quest: Derailed
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day.
Sebastian Cobb How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!
Professor Frink Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!
Professor Frink I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI.
Professor Frink It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail.
Sebastian Cobb Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world.
Professor Frink All I need to make the transition is some glass.
Lisa Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well.
Helen Lovejoy - Boo BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel - Boo BOO!!!
Lenny - Boo BOO!!!
Lisa - Shouting SAVE MONEY!
Helen Lovejoy - Yay YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel - Yay YAY!!!
Lenny - Yay YAY!!!
Lisa - Annoyed I hate this town.
Task: "Place the Glass Depot". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Sort Through Junk to Find Glass" (x50).
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Conductor Homer's exclamation mark:
Conductor Homer - Asleep *snore* Must drive monorail...
Conductor Homer - Asleep *snore* Must kill everyone...
Sebastian Cobb Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now.
Conductor Homer Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!
Lisa Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep.
Conductor Homer Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Homer Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

Requires Professor Frink
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Professor Frink To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail.
Monorail Train I'd like that, Professor Frink.
Professor Frink Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?
Monorail Train Only when I'm around you, John.
Professor Frink glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin...
Monorail Train Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?
Professor Frink - Happy ...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin...
Task: "Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10