| It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update. It requires the Hippie to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
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All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!
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What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.
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Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.
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Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
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Really?
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| Task: "Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
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Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
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I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
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Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---
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I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!
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| Task: "Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mar:
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Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.
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You mean I made a billion dollars?
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No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
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Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
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Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.
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I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.
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| Task: "Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots". The job takes place at Uriah's Heap Recycling Center and takes 5 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Hippie's exclamation mark
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I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
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Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
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What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
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I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
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So what did you learn?
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That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.
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Like recycling?
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Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...
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-or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
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The important thing is I'm not alone.
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Task: "Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies". The job takes place at the Java Server or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Note: If Matt Groening is owned, he takes part in the job too.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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