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Rail Against the Machine

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Rail Against the Machine
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Monorail
Requirement(s): Monorail Station, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station, Tetanus Terminal, or Mall-O-Rail Station
Required characters: Lisa, Conductor Homer, Bart
Previous quest(s): A Rail of One City Pt. 8 (Monorail)
Next quest(s): One Track Mind Pt. 1

Rail Against the Machine is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

On August 19, 2015
Conductor Homer - Happy Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!
Lisa It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car.
Lisa The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment.
Conductor Homer Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination.
Sebastian Cobb I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little...
Task: "Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 30 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Off Track

Pt. 2[edit]

Previous Quest: Off Track
After completing Off Track
Sebastian Cobb We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer.
Professor Frink This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine.
Sebastian Cobb But that thing is the size of a house.
Professor Frink Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!
Sebastian Cobb Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process.
Professor Frink - Sad Yes, I suppose that would work too.
Lisa And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!
Helen Lovejoy - Boo BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel - Boo BOO!!!
Lenny - Boo BOO!!!
Lisa - Annoyed And save us money.
Helen Lovejoy - Yay YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel - Yay YAY!!!
Lenny - Yay YAY!!!
Lisa - Annoyed If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier.
Task: "Place the Plastic Depot". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic" (x40).
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Conductor Homer's exclamation mark
Conductor Homer - Happy Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
Conductor Homer I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
Conductor Homer But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
Conductor Homer Isn't that right, Bitey?
Bitey *chitter*
The following dialogue only appeared prior to the August 27 update
Conductor Homer Why yes, the windows DO open now.
Task: "Make Conductor Homer Take Bitey for a Walk". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart Cool, a monorail!
Bart I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies.
Bart With a monorail I just need one!
Lisa Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny.
Bart Really? Cool!
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 30 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Getting Back on Track

Pt. 5[edit]

Previous Quest: Getting Back on Track
After tapping on Conductor Homer's exclamation mark
Conductor Homer - Exhausted All aboard...
Skinner Homer, we're already moving.
Conductor Homer - Exhausted All aboard...
Lisa Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break.
Conductor Homer - Exhausted I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line.
Lisa - Sad But the track goes in a circle.
Conductor Homer - Exhausted All aboard...
Task: "Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the band Rage Against the Machine.