| King Trash of Garbage Mountain
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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King Trash of Garbage Mountain is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update. It requires Ray Patterson to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark
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Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!
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You want it back?
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No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me.
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I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom.
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It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees.
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I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper.
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I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again.
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Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?
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I'm a sales manager.
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For a waste removal company?
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For a waste removal company.
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| Task: "Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man". The job takes 5 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem.
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Oh, are you a sanitation collector?
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A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey.
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I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again.
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That's great... *coughs* quitter *cough*
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But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?
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By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!
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Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!
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| Task: "Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist". The job takes 5 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark
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I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?
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To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers.
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Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons.
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So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?
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We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them.
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I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk.
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But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--
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You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!
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If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business.
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| Task: "Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 30 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark
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Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official.
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Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!
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Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt.
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Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now...
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Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny.
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Let's just skip it!
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| Task: "Make Ray Skip the Trial". The job takes place at the Court House, Town Hall, or Simpson House and takes 30 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark
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After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery.
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Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money.
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You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?
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Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?
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Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash.
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But... TA... I swore I'd never again...
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Do you have a problem with my sentencing?
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God no. Let me at it!
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| Task: "Make Ray Pick Up Trash". The job takes place at Springfield Dump and takes 30 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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