Level 4 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Bart: [speaks gibberish]
- Marge: oh, Bart. What's causing your ooga booga talk? My special little guy's noogle has turned to googoo.
- Marge: Chief Wiggum, I need you to find out what happened to Bart. Could you show me where the crop circle is? There's got to be a clue to curing Bart.
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, that's cute. I'd love to help, but I got sugar withdrawal real bad. The donut store is closed and I got a monkey on my back screaming for crullers. Oh. Oh, he's screaming.
- Marge: You've got to help me. I have to find out what happened to my baby boy.
- Cletus Spuckler: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you was a city slicker. But I ain't tellin' you nothin', lest that you help us with the harvest.
- Marge: Harvest? If I'm going to be doing yard work, I better change or my next mission will be to get mud stains out of green rayon.
- Marge: Little Ralphie Wiggum! How are you?
- Ralph Wiggum: Candy makes me happy then tired.
- Marge: So, what are you doing here?
- Ralph: Two ugly monsters named Patty and Selma say you have to race.
- Marge: Mr. Guy? What are you doing here?
- Comic Book Guy: Well, I've been trying to convince Agnes to come make fun of school children, but she refuses to go out with me. That son of hers keeps intercepting every gift I send her and hides them at his workplace. He's a jerk and a fool.
- Marge: Um, excuse me, Hans Moleman. Can you help me?
- Hans Moleman: Shh, I'm hiding from the police. If the police find me out past curfew, they'll throw me in jail. I won't survive another night in jail.
- Marge: Grampa, do you know anything about crop circles?
- Grampa: What? Huh? I can't tell you about crop circles right now. Those lousy renegades stole my pills. Without my Agrylin I'll start fighting nurses. You don't need the lawsuit.
- Marge: For the last freaking time, tell me about the crop circles.
- Grampa: There I was surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchmen when one of them, a raccoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo. Now I never reason with a raccoon, let alone a Nazi one, so I-
- Marge: Grampa, what does this have to do with the crop circle?
- Grampa: Not a thing. Where was I? Right, now the first time I rode in a water car-
- Marge: Crop circle!
- Marge: Bart, do you recognize this design?
- Bart: [speaks gibberish] That's the alien mind control cola. They gave us tons of that up in the alien spaceship. They're using it to make the town go crazy.
- Marge: Oh, thank god. You snapped out of your trance. I was so worried.
- Bart: Later. I'm going to the arcade.
