Here Be Dragons

Here Be Dragons

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: A Warmfyre Welcome Required characters: Bart, Martin, Milhouse Optional characters: Lou, Wiggum, Eddie, Sorcerer Chalmers, Nelson, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): HereBeDragons ID(s): 265019 - 265024 Previous quest(s): Game On Next quest(s): Spelling Disaster

Here Be Dragons is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between March 7, 2023 and March 15, 2023 Chief, there's a dragon terrorizing the town! Sounds like the Treehouse event came early this year. What's the police code for dragon attacks? We don't have one. Ugh. That just means more paperwork. Forget the paperwork. It's torching everything, including the tire fire! You can't set fire to fire, Lou. This fire-breathing furnace figured out how! Dragons are much better inside games than they are out. Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155). If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Take More Calls About Dragons". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Look up Codes for Dragon Attacks". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Help Wiggum". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Grimace". The job takes place at Lord Montgomery's Castle, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Look, the Amulet of Warmfyre is in the dragon's claws! That means we'll have to defeat it to save you. Or... I'm not opposed to just running away. Speaking as the bully here, I don't think we're equipped to do a dragon beat-down. The sorcerer could help. He seems like the type to know a thing or two about dragons. And hear him say, "I told you so" again? No way. It's that or let the dragon destroy the town. For me, it's a draw. But fine. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Never 21

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 I distinctly remember telling you children to avoid the dragon, and now you've unleashed it upon your world?! We were only trying to get the Amulet of Warmfyre outta his slimy grasp. *sigh* Now your best bet is to seek out Orc Willie. He helped raise the dragon from a pollywog or whatever dragons are as babies. Orc Willie. Got it. And I'm holding back on an "I told you so". I informed these gents we weren't playing the game the right way, so I'll say it for you. I TOLD YOU— *punches Martin* Shutting up now. Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155). Task: "Make Martin Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Sorcerer Chalmers is owned: Task: "Make Sorcerer Chalmers Give Directions". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Look for Orc Willie". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Restoration Bard Wear

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Well, if it isn't the wee laddies who stole me favorite broom. Noble whipmaster, please forgive our past indiscretions, but we've come to seek your help in defeating the Dragon of Springfieldia. He's escaped the game and is destroying our town. That dragon is like a son ta me. Although he made "Take Your Kid to Work Day" a bit of a worry. I cannae help ya. But he's the only means I have of curing myself of progressive frozen mortification. *shows bitemark* So he's gotten ahold of the Amulet of Warmfyre, has he? *sigh* All right, I'll help. Here's a secret... If you feed him a bit a ale, his fire breath will turn to but a wee growl. So beer will smoke him out? I know just the guy for the job. Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155). Task: "Make Martin Thank Orc Willie". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Call for Backup". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Duff Knight is here to dance with the dragon! *roars* Sounds like this hot head needs to chill with a mug of chug-a-lug! *throws a barrel of Duff ale into the dragon's mouth* Oh, no! He's about to blow fire! *burps* Beer foam?! The dragon's fire breath is beaten! Duff Knight says it's time for a dance party, oh ye— *Duff Knight gets hit by the dragon* Duff Knight is taking a sick day. Ow yeah... Even without flaming hot fireballs, a dragon still has BDE — Big Dinosaur Energy. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 So, any volunteers to take down a flameless thirty-foot dragon? There's not an asthma inhaler... I mean rejuvenation potion applicator big enough for that. I'll do it. You're gonna take down the dragon with your bare hands? That dragon grew up wrestling with me e'ry day. I used ta always let him win, but it's time this dragon child learns they can't win all the time. *roars* I'm sorry, laddie, but daddy's gotta give ye a thrashin' fer yer own good. *tackles dragon* I never want to have children...dragon or otherwise. Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x115). Task: "Make Bart Watch Willie Fight the Dragon". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Be Impressed". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 King Mitothin Statue

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 He did it! Orc Willie just took down the dragon. Ere ya go, ya wee ones. One Amulet of Warmfyre. *hands over the amulet* Now, let's cure your Vault Master here. *cures Martin* Poof...your friend is now free of progressive frozen mortification. That was lame! No abra-cadabras or presto changos? And what about all the monsters around town? Especially the giant dragon that nearly killed us. I think he's already in good hands. That was a good fight, wisnae? *snuggling with dragon* Yes, dada will rub your belly. *happy noises* Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x195). If Sorcerer Chalmers is owned: Task: "Make Sorcerer Chalmers Fix Everything". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martin Get Cured". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Breathe a Sigh of Relief". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Be Disappointed by the Spell". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Ask to Keep the Gold Coins". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. That was quite an adventure. Yeah, pretty epic. Now that things have returned to normal, who wants to resume our campaign? They moved our phone updates to nighttime, so we won't have to kill time playing V&V with you anymore. I see. Nelson, considering our new friendship, could I at least ask you to stop picking on me at school? *punches Martin* Whadda you think? I guess I knew the answer before I asked. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Orc Willie

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Loot the Drama Club's Crystal Balls Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Comic Book Guy 4h Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, Brown House 5, 45 Take the Royal Advisor's Crystal Balls King Quimby, Lord Montgomery, Goblin Milhouse, Melric King Quimby's Court, Human Power Plant, Amulet Hamlet, Melric's Melnibones 8, 70